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TRYING EXPERIENCE. Bpent Over $100 in a Vain Search for Health. Miss Frances Gardner, of 369 Jack *on boulevard, Chicago, 111., writes: "Gentlemen: I heartily indorse an CARTERS ITTLE Pills, as I have found by personal a they are an ideal kidney remedy. I suffered with com plications of kid ney complaint for nearly five years, spent over $100 on useless remedies, while five boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills cured me in a few short weeks. I am now enjoying the best of healtlf, have a fine appetite, the best of digestion, and restful sleep, all due to your splendid pills." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. SICK HEADACHE Positively cnred by these Little Pills. Tlicy also relieve Dis tress from Dyspepsia, In digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem edy for Dizziness, Kausea, Drowsiness, Bad. Tasto In tha Jloutli, Coated Tongua, Pain In tlie Side, TORPID LIVER. Tliey IVEK FILLS. regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear CARTERS Fac-Simile Signature ITTLE IVER PILLS REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. FARMS FOR RENT ££/,'. 1. ML'LHAI.1., SIOUX CITY, IOWA.. FARMS THAT GROW "NO. I HARD" WHEAT im (Sixty-three Pounds to the Bushel). Are situ ated in the Canadian West where Home steads of 100 acres can be obtained tree by every settler willing and able to comply with the Homestead Regulat ions. During the present year a large portion of New Wheat Growing Territory HAS IU'F.N MADE ACCESSIBLE TO MAR KETS UY THE RAILWAY CONSTRUCTION' that has been pushed forward so vigorously by the three great railway companies. For liteiatnre and particulars address SUPER INTENDENT OF IMMIGRATION, Ottawa, Canada, or the following authorized Canadian Government Agent J. M. MacLACHLAN, Box 116, Watertown, Soutk Dakota. Mention this paper. You in CANNOT CURE •II inflamed, ulcerated and catarrhal con ditions of the mucous membrane such as •asal catarrh, uterine catarrh caused by feminine ills, sore throat, sore mouth or inflamed eyes by simply dosing the stomach. But you surely can eure these stubborn affections by local treatment with Paxtlne Toilet Antiseptic which destroys the disease germs,checks discharges, stops pain, and heals the Inflammation and soreness. Paxtine represents the most successful local treatment for feminine ills ever produced. Thpusands of women testify to this fact. 50 cents at druggists. Send for Free Trial Box THE B. PAXTOB CO- Boston. Mms. A LINE 'Si®' WINCHESTER Beneficial. "Yawning is beneficial," said a throat specialist, "and in certain troubles—sore throat, buzzing in the ears, and so on—I recommend artifi cial yawning. This is more helpful in some cases than the best gargle. "You see, during the act of yawning there is a considerable stretching and exercising of the muscles of the pharynx and soft palate. On these muscles the yawn acts, in fact, as a massage. "Furthermore, yawning contracts the throat tubes and drives into the pharynx any waste matter that, ac cumulating there, may have impeded the breathing. Nothing clears the throat like a good yawn." Appreciation. Mr. Kulclier—Your Literary circle Is making a study of Shakespeare now, I believe. Miss Giiiday—Yes, indeed. Mr. Kulcher—And what have you learned about the great bard so far? Miss Gidday—Well, we've discover ed that lie's just too cute for anything. PATENTS. List of Patents Issued to Northwestern Inventors. Reported by Lolhrop & Johnson, patent lawyers, !)11 Pioneer l'ress building, St. Paul, Minn.: Pehr Chris tiansson, Carlos, Minn., marker for corn planters Edward L. Curial, An oka. Minn., kitchen utensil Louis De Vaux, Albert Lea, Minn., refrigerator Ole C. Olsen, Waseca, Minn., cap Al bert Rovden. Lengby, Minn., manure carrier Edwin G. Staude, Minneapolis, Minn., machine for making flexible boxes David M. Swain, Stillwater Minn., well construction. Demands Respect for the Corpse. A man who fails to raise his h^t when a funeral is passing in Chester,] England, is liable to fine and impris onment. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as thev cannot reach the Heat of the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or consti tutional dise«*e. iind in order to cure it you must take Internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken In ternally, and uets directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hail's Catarrh Cure Is not a quack medi cine. iMVAfl prescribed by one of the best physicians this country for years and N a regular prescription Is composed the lid tunics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, actinc directly on the mucous snrfuces. The perfect combination of the two ingredient sis what produces such wonderful re sults In curit.« catarrh Send for testimonials, free. .T ClIKXEY & CO., l*rops., Toledo- O. Sold by Pruirulsts, price 75c. Take Hall's family Pills for constipation. Some men think they are industri ous because they always pick up the iron of trouble while it is hot. National Pure Food and Drugs Act. Serial No. 3S4, assigned by the Govern ment. and Guaranty that the preparations comply in every respect with the require ments of the Pure Food and Drugs Act., appear on every package of the Garfield Tea Company's" preparations. Most of us are more anxious to vin dicate our opinions than get opinion that need no vindication. Anyone can dve with i'L lW AM FADE LESS DYES no experience required success guaranteed. The finest prospects in life are foun at the summit of disagreeable duties. AUTOMOBILE Five-passenger Smokeless Powder Shells "LEADER" and "REPEATER" The superiority of Winchester Smokeless Powder Shells is undisputed. Among intelligent shooters they stand first in pop ularity, records and shooting qualities. Always use them for field or Tra| Shooting, Ask Your Dealer For Them. NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER. THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITANT. CAPISICUM A S E IN E EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER QUICK. SURE, SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN—PRICE 15c.—IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBES-AT ALL DRUCCISTS AND DEALERS. OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POSTAGE STAMPS. TILL THE PAIN COMES-KEEP A TUBE HANDY. A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will not blister the most delicate skin. The pain-allaying and curative qualities of the'article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve Headache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external counter-irritant known, also as an external remedy for pains In the chest and stomach and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints, A trial will prove what we claim for it, and it will be found to be invaluable in the household and for chi model Ford double opposed engine, detachable tonneau, in good running order. Will sell $450.00 cash. Cost $1,000. for Burney Bird Auto Co. ST. CAUL. MINN. )9fi09( Idren. Once used no family will be without it. Many people say "it is tha best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation of vaseline unless the same carries our label, as otherwise it is not genuine. SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND WE WILL MAIL OUR PAMPHLET WHICH WILL INTEREST YOU. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. 17 STATE STREET. NEW YORK CITY COCW1 PLANT DON'T WAIT VASE* OIL DEMURRER FLUSTERS MOODY 1 QUESTION IS RAISED AS TO WHEN THE ELKINS LAW WAS REPEALED. MORE MONEY FOR THE CABINET VICE PRESIDENT, SPEAKER AND PRESIDENT'S ADVISERS TO GET $12,000. Washington, Doc. 16.—The simpli tration is more flustered than it is pre pared to admit over the demurrer en tered by the Standard Oil company to the government indictments se cured against it in Chicago, argument on which has been proceeding before the federal court in Chicago this week. Situation Badly Muddled. John S. Miller, attorney for the Standard Oil company, was in Wash ington two weeks ago, preparing his case from the official records, and his contention has caused consternation in the department of justice. Mr. Miller holds that the new law was in effect from June 29 to June 30, and that it hereby repealed the Elkins law, and changed the circumstances under which criminal prosecutions for Illegal rebating could be brought. Wants Right of Appeal. The passage of the joint resolution brought back the Elkins law into tem porary life, but he contends it could not be retroactive in establishing the crimes which might havg been com mitted under the old law, and which were wiped out by the passage of the latter measure. Anticipating that it may lose these important cases, the administration desires the senate at once to pass the bill-giving the govern/iiept the right of appeal, in order that it can take the case to a higher court. BALKS ON SALARY BOOST. Turns Down Proposition to Raist Pay of Senators and Members. Washington, Dec. 16.—By a vote of 106 to 1SS the house of representatives refused to increase from $5,000 to $7,500 the salaries of senators, mem bers and delegates. The house, however, by an over whelming vote increased the salaries of the vice president, the speaker of the house and members of the presi dent's cabinet to $12,000 each. In anticipation of the question of in creasing salaries coming before the house there was an exceedingly large membership present, and the debate on the several amendments for in crease which were offered by Mr. Lit tauer of New York to the legislative appropriation bill was followed with marked interest. NEW SPELLING IS RETAINED. White Houee Will Still Use It, Except in Printed Documents. Washington, Dec. 16.—The adminis fied form of spelling will be continued at the White House in all correspond ence emanating therefrom, notwith standing what action may be taken by congress in the matter of spelling of public documents. The use of the simplified form will include all com munications which do not require printing at the government printius office or any of its branches. NEW SPELLING KILLED. President Agrees to Withdraw His Order for Simple Form. Washington, Dec. 15. Simplified spelling received.a final quietus in the house yesterday by the adoption of a resolution favoring the return to the old standard of orthography. It was understood that this action had been taken as the result of an interview with the president, in which he had said that if the house should go on rec ord against the new spelling he would abandon his effort in that direction The house was prompt in meeting this condition, and the resolution was adopted by an unanimous vote. The president, it was said, did not wish to have spelling overshadow mat ters of great importance and expresse a willingness to revoke his order for the new spelling. MRS. OSLER IS A CENTURY OLD Oxford Professor's Mother Does Not Fit With His Theories. Toronto, Ont., Dec. 16.—Mrs.-Feath erston Osier celebrated her 100th birthday yesterday. She is the mother of Dr. William Osier, regius professo of medicine in the University of Ox ford. Dr. Osier gained public noticc recently by a statement credited to him that the end of human usefulness comes at the age of sixty years. Valuable Fresco Stolen. Florence, Dec. 16.—In the village of Petriolo thieves have stolen a beauti ful and valuable fresco by Delia Rob bia, representing the Madonna with the child. The fresco was taken from the facade of the Becagli palace. Robbed of $220. Billings, Mont., Dec. 16.—H. Boden well known here, reported to the offi cers yesterday that, he was robbed of two checks, one for $80 and one for $40 also of. $100 in money and a val uable gold watch. TORTURED WITH ECZEMA. Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body —Scratched Until Bled—Wonderful Cure by Cuticura. "Last year I suffered with a tremen dous itching on my back, which grew worse and worse, until it spread over the whole body, :-nl only my face and hands were free. For four months or BO I suffered torments, and 1 had to scratch, scratch, scratch, until 1 hied. At night when I went to bed things got worse, and 1 had at times to get up and scratch my body all over, until was as sore as could be, and until 1 •uttered excruiiating pains. They told me that I was suffering from eczema. Then 1 made up my mind that I would use the Cuticura Remedies. I used them according to instructions, and very soon indeed 1 was greatly re lieved. 1 continued until well, and now I am ready to recommend the Cu ticura Remedies to any one. Mrs. Mary Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla., June 2S, 1905." His Wife's Instructions. "Beg parddn," piped the meek little man with an ingrown voice, "but is this the place where you set cards on giuved?" "Yes," replied the young woman. Do you want to order some?" "Yes. please. I've been told to get some visiting cards with Mr. and Mrs. Henry Peck on them." In Danger. 'I have often stood in a slaughter house," observed the lleshy man from Chicago, "while the butchers were killing hogs oil all sides of me." "Oh," exclaimed the tender-hearted but actless New Haven girl, "weren't jrou dreadfully afraid?"—Tuck. He Had One. They were talking about dogs. "Well," remarked Jones, "lor my part, think many dogs have more sense tha their masters." "Yes," chimed in Softly. "I have a iog like that at home." (And he couldn't understand why they laugh ad.). ESTABLISHED lf». WOODWARD (2t CO. Minneapolis GRAIN COMMISSION. DalaLh irr W e.OUHCE .^ES manF8 Cj STOVE POLISH The best in the land is not always the most costly. 25 BAKING POWDER ounces for 25 cents is the purest and most efficient baking help in the country. It's a waste of money to pay more for baking powder not half so good! Baking Powder is made and guaranteed by Jaques 'Jlfg. Co., Chicago. For Emergencies at Home For the Stock on the Farm Slo&rcs Liivimeivt Is & whole medicine chest Price 25c 50c 6 1.00 Sand For Free booklet on Horses.Csttle.Hogs & Poultry Address Dr. Earl 5. Sloaru Boston, Mass. Dainty, Crisp, Drossy Summer Skirts area delight to the refined woman every where. In order to get this result see that the material is good, that it is cut in the latest fashion and use Defiance Starch in tlie laundry. All three things are im portant, but the last is absolutely neces sary. No matter how fine the material or how daintily made, bad starch and poor laundry work will spoil the effect and ruin the clothes. DEFIANCE STARCH is pure, will not rot the clothes nor cause them to crack. It sells at ioc a sixteen ounce package everywhere. Other starches, much inferior, sell at ioc for twelve ounce package. Insist on getting DEFIANCE STARCH and bo sure of results. Defiance Starch Company, Omaha, Nebraska. SMOKE SMELL MUSS OB SPATTER ENftiniU JOHN W.MORRIS "i I IV Wuithlnfftoti, IX C. Suoo*Mfully Pro»acut«s Claims. I*t« Prlnclpt]Examiner U. 8. Penilon fiuraH. When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. N —NO. 61— 19041.