The Sisseton weekly standard., December 21, 1906, Christmas Number, Image 11

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TRYING EXPERIENCE.
Bpent Over $100 in a Vain Search for
Health.
Miss Frances Gardner, of 369 Jack
*on boulevard, Chicago, 111., writes:
"Gentlemen: I
heartily indorse
an
CARTERS
ITTLE
Pills, as I have
found by personal
a
they are an ideal
kidney remedy. I
suffered with com
plications of kid
ney complaint for
nearly five years,
spent over $100 on
useless remedies, while five boxes of
Doan's Kidney Pills cured me in a few
short weeks. I am now enjoying the
best of healtlf, have a fine appetite,
the best of digestion, and restful
sleep, all due to your splendid pills."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
SICK HEADACHE
Positively cnred by
these Little Pills.
Tlicy also relieve Dis
tress from Dyspepsia, In
digestion and Too Hearty
Eating. A perfect rem
edy for Dizziness, Kausea,
Drowsiness, Bad. Tasto
In tha Jloutli, Coated
Tongua, Pain In tlie Side,
TORPID LIVER. Tliey
IVEK
FILLS.
regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuine Must Bear
CARTERS
Fac-Simile Signature
ITTLE
IVER
PILLS
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
FARMS FOR RENT ££/,'.
1. ML'LHAI.1., SIOUX CITY, IOWA..
FARMS THAT GROW
"NO. I HARD" WHEAT
im
(Sixty-three Pounds to
the Bushel). Are situ
ated in the Canadian
West where Home
steads of 100 acres can
be obtained tree by
every settler willing
and able to comply
with the Homestead
Regulat ions. During
the present year a large portion of
New Wheat Growing Territory
HAS IU'F.N MADE ACCESSIBLE TO MAR
KETS UY THE RAILWAY CONSTRUCTION'
that has been pushed forward so vigorously by
the three great railway companies.
For liteiatnre and particulars address SUPER
INTENDENT OF IMMIGRATION, Ottawa,
Canada, or the following authorized Canadian
Government Agent
J. M. MacLACHLAN, Box 116, Watertown,
Soutk Dakota.
Mention this paper.
You
in
CANNOT
CURE
•II inflamed, ulcerated
and catarrhal
con
ditions of the mucous membrane such as
•asal catarrh, uterine catarrh caused
by feminine ills, sore throat, sore
mouth or inflamed eyes by simply
dosing the stomach.
But you surely can eure these stubborn
affections by local treatment with
Paxtlne Toilet Antiseptic
which destroys the disease germs,checks
discharges, stops pain, and heals the
Inflammation and soreness.
Paxtine represents the most successful
local treatment for feminine ills ever
produced. Thpusands of women testify
to this fact. 50 cents at druggists.
Send for Free Trial Box
THE B. PAXTOB CO- Boston. Mms.
A
LINE
'Si®'
WINCHESTER
Beneficial.
"Yawning is beneficial," said a
throat specialist, "and in certain
troubles—sore throat, buzzing in the
ears, and so on—I recommend artifi
cial yawning. This is more helpful in
some cases than the best gargle.
"You see, during the act of yawning
there is a considerable stretching and
exercising of the muscles of the
pharynx and soft palate. On these
muscles the yawn acts, in fact, as a
massage.
"Furthermore, yawning contracts
the throat tubes and drives into the
pharynx any waste matter that, ac
cumulating there, may have impeded
the breathing. Nothing clears the
throat like a good yawn."
Appreciation.
Mr. Kulclier—Your Literary circle
Is making a study of Shakespeare now,
I believe.
Miss Giiiday—Yes, indeed.
Mr. Kulcher—And what have you
learned about the great bard so far?
Miss Gidday—Well, we've discover
ed that lie's just too cute for anything.
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued to Northwestern
Inventors.
Reported by Lolhrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, !)11 Pioneer l'ress
building, St. Paul, Minn.: Pehr Chris
tiansson, Carlos, Minn., marker for
corn planters Edward L. Curial, An
oka. Minn., kitchen utensil Louis De
Vaux, Albert Lea, Minn., refrigerator
Ole C. Olsen, Waseca, Minn., cap Al
bert Rovden. Lengby, Minn., manure
carrier Edwin G. Staude, Minneapolis,
Minn., machine for making flexible
boxes David M. Swain, Stillwater
Minn., well construction.
Demands Respect for the Corpse.
A man who fails to raise his h^t
when a funeral is passing in Chester,]
England, is liable to fine and impris
onment.
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS,
as thev cannot reach
the Heat
of
the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or consti­
tutional dise«*e. iind in order to cure it you must take
Internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally, and uets directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hail's Catarrh Cure Is not a quack medi
cine. iMVAfl prescribed by one of the best physicians
this country for years and N a regular prescription
Is composed the lid tunics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, actinc directly on the
mucous snrfuces. The perfect combination of the
two ingredient sis what produces such wonderful re
sults In curit.« catarrh Send for testimonials, free.
.T ClIKXEY & CO., l*rops., Toledo- O.
Sold by Pruirulsts, price 75c.
Take Hall's family Pills for constipation.
Some men think they are industri
ous because they always pick up the
iron of trouble while it is hot.
National Pure Food and Drugs Act.
Serial No. 3S4, assigned by the Govern
ment. and Guaranty that the preparations
comply in every respect with the require
ments of the Pure Food and Drugs Act.,
appear on every package of the Garfield
Tea Company's" preparations.
Most of us are more anxious to vin
dicate our opinions than get opinion
that need no vindication.
Anyone can dve with i'L lW AM FADE
LESS DYES no experience required
success guaranteed.
The finest prospects in life are foun
at the summit of disagreeable duties.
AUTOMOBILE
Five-passenger
Smokeless Powder Shells
"LEADER" and "REPEATER"
The superiority of Winchester
Smokeless Powder Shells is
undisputed. Among intelligent
shooters they stand first in pop
ularity, records and shooting
qualities. Always use them
for field or Tra| Shooting,
Ask Your Dealer For Them.
NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER.
THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITANT.
CAPISICUM
A S E IN E
EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER
QUICK. SURE, SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN—PRICE
15c.—IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBES-AT ALL DRUCCISTS AND DEALERS. OR
BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POSTAGE STAMPS.
TILL THE PAIN COMES-KEEP A TUBE HANDY.
A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will not
blister the most delicate skin. The pain-allaying and curative qualities of
the'article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve
Headache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external
counter-irritant known, also as an external remedy for pains In the chest
and stomach and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints, A trial
will prove what we claim for it, and it will be found to be invaluable in the
household and for chi
model
Ford double opposed engine,
detachable tonneau, in good
running order.
Will
sell
$450.00 cash. Cost $1,000.
for
Burney Bird Auto Co.
ST. CAUL. MINN.
)9fi09(
Idren. Once used no family will be without it. Many
people say "it is tha best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation
of vaseline unless the same carries our label, as otherwise it is not genuine.
SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND WE WILL MAIL OUR
PAMPHLET WHICH WILL INTEREST YOU.
CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO.
17 STATE STREET. NEW YORK CITY
COCW1
PLANT
DON'T WAIT
VASE*
OIL DEMURRER
FLUSTERS MOODY
1
QUESTION IS RAISED AS TO
WHEN THE ELKINS LAW WAS
REPEALED.
MORE MONEY FOR THE CABINET
VICE PRESIDENT, SPEAKER AND
PRESIDENT'S ADVISERS TO
GET $12,000.
Washington, Doc. 16.—The simpli
tration is more flustered than it is pre
pared to admit over the demurrer en
tered by the Standard Oil company
to the government indictments se
cured against it in Chicago, argument
on which has been proceeding before
the federal court in Chicago this
week.
Situation Badly Muddled.
John S. Miller, attorney for the
Standard Oil company, was in Wash
ington two weeks ago, preparing his
case from the official records, and his
contention has caused consternation
in the department of justice.
Mr. Miller holds that the new law
was in effect from June 29 to June 30,
and that it hereby repealed the Elkins
law, and changed the circumstances
under which criminal prosecutions for
Illegal rebating could be brought.
Wants Right of Appeal.
The passage of the joint resolution
brought back the Elkins law into tem
porary life, but he contends it could
not be retroactive in establishing the
crimes which might havg been com
mitted under the old law, and which
were wiped out by the passage of the
latter measure.
Anticipating that it may lose these
important cases, the administration
desires the senate at once to pass the
bill-giving the govern/iiept the right of
appeal, in order that it can take the
case to a higher court.
BALKS ON SALARY BOOST.
Turns Down Proposition to Raist Pay
of Senators and Members.
Washington, Dec. 16.—By a vote of
106 to 1SS the house of representatives
refused to increase from $5,000 to
$7,500 the salaries of senators, mem
bers and delegates.
The house, however, by an over
whelming vote increased the salaries
of the vice president, the speaker of
the house and members of the presi
dent's cabinet to $12,000 each.
In anticipation of the question of in
creasing salaries coming before the
house there was an exceedingly large
membership present, and the debate
on the several amendments for in
crease which were offered by Mr. Lit
tauer of New York to the legislative
appropriation bill was followed with
marked interest.
NEW SPELLING IS RETAINED.
White Houee Will Still Use It, Except
in Printed Documents.
Washington, Dec. 16.—The adminis
fied form of spelling will be continued
at the White House in all correspond
ence emanating therefrom, notwith
standing what action may be taken
by congress in the matter of spelling
of public documents. The use of the
simplified form will include all com
munications which do not require
printing at the government printius
office or any of its branches.
NEW SPELLING KILLED.
President Agrees to Withdraw His
Order for Simple Form.
Washington, Dec. 15. Simplified
spelling received.a final quietus in the
house yesterday by the adoption of a
resolution favoring the return to the
old standard of orthography. It was
understood that this action had been
taken as the result of an interview
with the president, in which he had
said that if the house should go on rec
ord against the new spelling he would
abandon his effort in that direction
The house was prompt in meeting this
condition, and the resolution was
adopted by an unanimous vote.
The president, it was said, did not
wish to have spelling overshadow mat
ters of great importance and expresse
a willingness to revoke his order for
the new spelling.
MRS. OSLER IS A CENTURY OLD
Oxford Professor's Mother Does Not
Fit With His Theories.
Toronto, Ont., Dec. 16.—Mrs.-Feath
erston Osier celebrated her 100th
birthday yesterday. She is the mother
of Dr. William Osier, regius professo
of medicine in the University of Ox
ford. Dr. Osier gained public noticc
recently by a statement credited to
him that the end of human usefulness
comes at the age of sixty years.
Valuable Fresco Stolen.
Florence, Dec. 16.—In the village of
Petriolo thieves have stolen a beauti
ful and valuable fresco by Delia Rob
bia, representing the Madonna with
the child. The fresco was taken from
the facade of the Becagli palace.
Robbed of $220.
Billings, Mont., Dec. 16.—H. Boden
well known here, reported to the offi
cers yesterday that, he was robbed of
two checks, one for $80 and one for
$40 also of. $100 in money and a val
uable gold watch.
TORTURED WITH ECZEMA.
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body
—Scratched Until Bled—Wonderful
Cure by Cuticura.
"Last year I suffered with a tremen
dous itching on my back, which grew
worse and worse, until it spread over
the whole body, :-nl only my face and
hands were free. For four months or
BO
I suffered torments, and
1
had to
scratch, scratch, scratch, until 1 hied.
At night when I went to bed things
got worse, and 1 had at times to get
up and scratch my body all over, until
was as sore as could be, and until 1
•uttered excruiiating pains. They told
me that I was suffering from eczema.
Then 1 made up my mind that I would
use the Cuticura Remedies. I used
them according to instructions, and
very soon indeed 1 was greatly re
lieved. 1 continued until well, and
now I am ready to recommend the Cu
ticura Remedies to any one. Mrs.
Mary Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla.,
June 2S, 1905."
His Wife's Instructions.
"Beg parddn," piped the meek little
man with an ingrown voice, "but is
this the place where you set cards on
giuved?"
"Yes," replied the young woman.
Do you want to order some?"
"Yes. please. I've been told to get
some visiting cards with Mr. and Mrs.
Henry Peck on them."
In Danger.
'I have often stood in a slaughter
house," observed the lleshy man from
Chicago, "while the butchers were
killing hogs oil all sides of me."
"Oh," exclaimed the tender-hearted
but actless New Haven girl, "weren't
jrou dreadfully afraid?"—Tuck.
He Had One.
They were talking about dogs.
"Well," remarked Jones, "lor my part,
think many dogs have more sense
tha their masters."
"Yes," chimed in Softly. "I have a
iog like that at home." (And he
couldn't understand why they laugh
ad.).
ESTABLISHED lf».
WOODWARD (2t CO.
Minneapolis GRAIN COMMISSION. DalaLh
irr
W
e.OUHCE
.^ES manF8
Cj
STOVE POLISH
The best
in the land is not
always the most costly.
25
BAKING
POWDER
ounces for 25 cents
is the purest and most efficient baking
help in the country. It's a waste of
money to pay more for baking powder
not half so good! Baking Powder
is made and guaranteed by
Jaques 'Jlfg. Co.,
Chicago.
For Emergencies at Home
For the Stock on the Farm
Slo&rcs Liivimeivt
Is & whole medicine chest
Price 25c 50c 6 1.00
Sand For Free booklet on Horses.Csttle.Hogs & Poultry
Address Dr. Earl 5. Sloaru Boston, Mass.
Dainty, Crisp, Drossy
Summer
Skirts
area delight to the refined woman every
where. In order to get this result see
that the material is good, that it is cut in
the latest fashion and use
Defiance
Starch
in tlie laundry. All three things are im
portant, but the last is absolutely neces
sary. No matter how fine the material
or how daintily made, bad starch and
poor laundry work will spoil the effect
and ruin the clothes. DEFIANCE
STARCH is pure, will not rot the clothes
nor cause them to crack. It sells at ioc
a sixteen ounce package everywhere.
Other starches, much inferior, sell at ioc
for twelve ounce package. Insist on
getting DEFIANCE STARCH and bo
sure of results.
Defiance Starch
Company,
Omaha, Nebraska.
SMOKE
SMELL
MUSS OB
SPATTER
ENftiniU
JOHN W.MORRIS
"i I IV Wuithlnfftoti, IX C.
Suoo*Mfully Pro»acut«s Claims.
I*t« Prlnclpt]Examiner U. 8. Penilon fiuraH.
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