Drs. Williams & Gross
Clus. Willi wins, D. V.S.
Herman Gross, Ö. X", M.
Phone .No. 27
Calls Answered Day or Night
William Glasier, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
OFFICE OYER REXALL DRUG STORE
Office No. 146
Residence No. 205
Answered Night or Day
Leave All Orders at Maldaner's
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"Mere Fascinating Than Fiction."
A i-ovvilur monthly, i,s-u'*Msely illuKtrati'd, telling
in shank»- iu.l hi« rf-tii \. iy of Jio d.^eovcrie*
of Hcirn'.iis. z!,« lu-hiiM-uionrs of inwntors, tlio
f-au* of vn^iiuit i'-j uit'l vxnloi rs, uud liio opening ot'
#urry nvw of liumtin «•miniivov.
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3t nhnws thai tho
rrfctitest runtm'-M in ••V., i-' nr.v iV jnan's
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TECHNICAL WORLD MAGAZINE
"Hnilt on Uralus"
Chicago, III., U.S.A.
veri-ofv Tlx- itu«M SI.roper vftir.
Prices of liogs are down, but the
fonneetioii between hogs mid pork
eeems tu tuive been lust.
Highbrow discussions of children :il
play are easily reducible to a very
short sentence. "I.et em |lay
It was cozy In the parlor.
"Did yon hear old Boreas out there?"
•eked the girl.
"Marie," admonished her mother.
"Speak more respectfully of the neigh
Advertising in the
Constipation, if Neglected,
Causes Serious Illness
Constipation, it neglected, leads
to almo.-t innumerable complica
tions affecting the general health.
Many cases of
other severe dis
eases are trace
able to prolonged
clogging of the
E. Ayers, 6 Sabin
"I was afflicted
and biliousness for
years, and at times became so bad I
would become unconscious. I have been
found In that condition many times.
Physicians did not seem to be able to
d# me any good. I would become
weak and for days at a time could do
no work. Not long ago I got a box
of Dr. Miles' Laxative Tablets, and
after using them found I had never
tried anything that acted in such a
mild and effective manner! I believe
I have at last found the remedy that
suits my case."
Thousands of people are sufferers
from habitual constipation and
while possibly realizing something
of the danger of this condition, yet
neglect too long to employ proper
curative measures until serious ill
ness often results. The advice of
all physicians is, "keep your bowels
clean," and it's good advice.
Dr. Miles' Laxative Tablets are
sold by all druggists, at
doses. If not
found satisfactory, your money is
MILES MEDICAL VS., BflrisaK h*
CHARGED BY AN ELEPHANT.
A Plunge Through a Tree and a Rifle
Shot Just In Time.
Captain C. H. Stigand tells in his
book, "Hunting the Elephant In
Africa,'' of a narrow escape lie had
from a young bull elephant. The
animal had charged the hunting
Party, with the usual result that
ihe natives fled at their best speed.
He dodged sharply i'rom the path
oi' the enemy and tripped over a
fallen tree, dropping his rifle and
just managing to seize it by the
muzzle as the elephant was about
to tread on it. lie then dived head
foremost into the branches of the
"1 made frantic efforts to crawl
through, but a stout branch resisted
my progress, and at the same mo
ment the galongwa pushed in after
crawling out on hands and knees anil cut off my head!"
a id tin
rifle. Ilaving Ii red, the rifle was
taken out ol my hands, and 1 found
Matola, who had counted the shots,
standing beside me, serving me the
second rille as a waiter might offer
a dish. By some oversight it had
not been loaded, for 1 had given
strict orders that none of my men
were ever to load or unload my
rifles. Being a good soldier, Matola
had not disobeyed this order, even
under these extreme circumstances,
but had gone the nearest to loading
it he could.
"The breech was open, and he was
holding the clip in position with
his thumb just over the magazine.
All I had to do was to press it down
as I.-tdök. hold of the rifle close to
the boll and I was read)' to fire.
The elephant was turning round
and I shot him in the brain, drop
ping him dead."
Thomas A. Edison said apropos
"Deafness has its advantages.
My own deafness enables me to con
centrate my thoughts as I'd never
be able to do if distracted by noise
and conversation. It helps me to
"Some men through deafness ac
tually get a reputation for wit.
"I know a stupid old fellow, deaf
as a post, to whom a lady said, nod
ding toward a rich banker's daugh
"'Is Miss Bond a pretty girl?'
"The deaf mute, misunderstand
ing the question, answered calmly:
"'No, she isn't, but she will be
when her father dies.' "—Detroit
Paper Fishes In Japan.
Outside the houses of any town
n-' .„uu I
even upon the "A C" with con
tempt. Their design was the bring
ing of the world to the rule of
righteousness by the gradual de
struction of all then existent gov
An incident illustrating the pla
cidity, if so it may be called, of the
Duke of Wellington has reference
to a naval officer, a near connection
of the duke.. The ship which this
officer commanded was lost, and he
himself was drowned. When the
news was communicated to the duke
he merely exclaimed, "That's the
second ship hedias lost!"
A Timely Gift.
SAVED BY HIS WIT.
One Warrior Who Was Too Much For
Frederick the Great.
Frederick the Ureal was very
fond ol' hearing what the common
soldiers I bought of him ami often
frequented in di.-guisc the taverns
where his soldicr raroused. One
me and' pushed me thron
branches on the other side. Two
drops of blood from his forehead
fell on my shorts, one on the thigh
and one on the knee. Instead of
pushing me straight through in
front of him, though, lie kicked me nized his old acquaintance with the
sideways. The impetus he gave me wooden sword. He immediately
bent aside the stubborn branch, and
the next: moment I found myself
day he went inlo a tavern
down at a table with an
dier. The lailvr insi-ted
ing I'or everything, and the kin _.
noticed that the fellow had money,
although it was not pay day.
"How i- it. comrade." -aid the
kin" "that vou can make vour
on one side of the tree, with a rifle
still grasped by the muzzle, while
the elephant was executing a dance
and stamping up the ground the
other side, live yards from me, evi
dently thinking that 1 was under
his feet. Then the old fellow lifted his
"1 quickly changed my rifle round eyes to heaven and with a trembling
and discharged it into his stern. voice exclaimed: "I obey! lint may
It was the last cartridge in the heaven change my steel sword into
ind sat ?he .-aii
enough in limes ol' peace," ami the
soldier drew his sword and showed
the king a wooden one.
A few days later the king was
reviewing his troops, und he recog-
dismoimtiil. walked up to ihe man
and said to him, "Draw your sword
wooden one when 1 draw it to
strike mv king." Thereupon lie
drew his sword, and it was a wooden
one. With a hearty laugh the king
mounted and rode on. National'
Penal Servitude For Life.
It is a popular error in England
that penal servitude ""for life"]
means in reality "for twenty years."
Of course it is no such thing. Penal
servitude for life means precisely
what it says, neilher more nor less.
True, all life sentences are recon
sidered at ihe end of twenty years,
and if the coin id's conduct has
been all that it ought to be during
the whole of that long period he
may be tenlalixelv released on a
ticket of leave. lint obviously that
is a very different I hing from let
ting him go free altogether. He is
to the end of his days, lie has to
report himself every month until
death frees him, and if he swerves
from the narrow path ever so lit
tle—and is found out—he goes
straight hack to
the formality of
leased, as a general rule, never
in Japan you will sec one or more said. 'I'm always good to llieatri
paper fishes dangling and blowing' cals, for 1 always say to myself that
I never know but what mv own
in the wind. On making inquiry
you are informed that the paper!
fishes represent the boys of thej
household. Every new boy means'
another fish. These imitations of
the koi are decorated with colored
silk and are thought a great deal of.
The fish which the Japanese call
koi is noted for its courage and
tenacity and is therefore regarded
as a fitting representation of the!
Preparing For the Worst. I
Mine. Tetrazzini says that one of
the most amusing experiences of:
children may come to it!'
AN UNWELCOME VISITOR.
Everybody Should Treat Him Just as
This Sensible Man Did.
There wus a light knock at the
outer (J im-, and I lie child who was
playing on the lloor with her grand
father suddenly looked up.
"So:e.-b,iilv' knocking, gran'pa,"
itc.-.- 1 know who it is,'
,j .11,1. ixv ...... "It's an old, old man, gran'pa, an'
money lust so long?" he sa\s Iii- name is Old Age, an'
it's easy enough if \ni know he's got a lot of things in a basket
the I'russian dodge." was the an
swer—"sell or pawn everything
that you ilon'l need. Today, for
instance. I sold my sword and made
the rnvself a wooden one that's good
hi ing soldier, "how
such a crime?"
"Your lirst duty is obedience to
Ving!" shouted Frederick with
rv voice. "Draw vour sword
still a convict and will remain one the pianist was arrested by the po-j
lice on the grounds that he was ob-|
taining money under false pre-',
tenses. The police action was based
on the grounds that a Hungarian
dance appeared on the program and
without even! that there were no dancers. They
trial to lie re-: overlooked the terrible fact that
her younger days occurred when she: cd the "Maistre d'llostel," "which
and her sister were touring together teaches how to wait on the table
and were leaving some lodgings properly and how to fold all kinds
where they had heen very comfort-! of table napkins in all kinds of
able. I shapes." The shapes were "square,
"'After thanking the landlady,", twisted, folded in bands and in the
Mine. Tetrazzini says, "she surpris-^ forms of a double and twisted shell,
cd us both by looking at us in tlie| single shell, double melon, single
most kindly and condescending melon, cock, hen and chickens, two
way." chickens, pigeon in a basket, par
'That's all right, my dears,' she
The Abecedarians. each word, but usually some of! frying 'J'.'O pounds of potatoes.
The Abecedarians were a sect of them do it. The lirst that is a con-! When there are omelets for break
German Anabaptists who arose in junction, the second is an adjective, fast 7,800 eggs are used,. The cof
the sixteenth century. They despis-' the third is a noun, the fourth a| fee machines make 750 quarts of
ed all learning, regarding it as a conjunction and the fifth an adjec-i coffee daily. There arc sixty rooks
hindrance to religion and looking! tive. Is it perfectly plain to you?" and 100 kitchen boys employed.
The Feast of Dolls.
The feast of the dolls is the
quaintest of all the little Japanese
girls' festivals. In the storehouse,
where are kept all the family treas
ures, there are boxes filled with
dolls which have come down from
the grandmothers and great-grand
mothers. Each new bride takes her
dolls when she goes to her father
in-law's house, and she keeps the
feast each year till her eldest daugh
ter is old enough lake it up.
Custorher We're thinking of] out thinking of the money changers
giving our walking delegates a pres-j in the temple.'"
ent. "I don'r see 1 he resemblance, sir,'"
Clerk—Walking delegates! We've\ replied the voting man. "There's
just the thing for him, sir—a clock I no money changing here. Whatever
that strikes every quarter hour.— you give 'em they keep."—Boston
Boston Transcript. Transcript.
Of Boston Coinage.
a church fair recently a
her replied. "I saw
looking in the window just
Yes. uii may go."
So the child opened the door and
looked out and presently came back.
The grandfather laughed.
"lie making a duty call, dearie,"
he said. "Did he mention what lie
had in the basket?"
"Some of th' things, gran'pa.
lie's got aches and pains and shaki
ness and weakness."
The grandfather laughed again.
"A full supply, eh Well, dearie,
you go back and tell him I'm so
busy playing with you that 1 haven't
any lime to bother with him. Just
tell him there's nothing doing to-
lie won't go away, gran'-
"Then you tell him there's an old
boy in here who will come out and
down the highway. But
1 guess he's got sense enough to
see he can't do business with us—
we're much too young for him.
But wait, sweetheart. Tell him that
some time when he has a long, long
sleep in his basket he can leave it
at the door. But there's no hurry."
So ihe child went to the door
and delivered her message and
"It's your shot, gran'pa," she
And their laughter mingled.—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Some Troubles of a Pianist.
Harold Bauer, the pianist, had,
some curious experiences during
While playing in Barcelona lie
was challenged to fight a duel by'
an excited member of the audience
whom lie had reproved for disturb
ing the recital by his noisy conduct.
One of his most extraordinary
experiences was in Russia. It was
in a little town near Moscow, and:
in the middle of his performance,
Mr. Bauer had played two marches
without a single soldier being pres
Parsing the Word "That."
"Speaking of grammar," said a
schoolteacher, "it is possible, you
know, to form a sentence which Hon Marche, in Paris. It provides
contains five consecutive 'Units.'j food for all the employees of the
For instance, 'lie said that that that house, l.OOo in number. The small
that that man referred to is an ad-! est kettle holds T~ quarts, the lar
jective.' It takes some pretty clear! ge.-t 375 quarts. There arc fifty fry
thinking on the part of my young- ing pans, each of which is capable
sters to solve the problem and parse! of holding :i00 cutlets at a time or
Seventeenth Century Napkins.
About 1050 Pierre David publish-
fridge, pheasant, two capons in a
pie. hare, two rabbits, sucking pig,
dog with collar, pike, carp, turbot,
miter turkey, tortoise and the Lor
A Huge Kitchen.
It is believed that the largest
kitchen in the world is that of the
Herbert Spencer's Regret.
Mr. Tollemache in his reminis
cences tells this story about Her
solemn looking eiderlv gentleman The Blankets.
remarked to a young mr-n. "T neveri In the reign of Edward III there
attend a church fair like this with-i were eminent clothiers and woolen
weavers in England whose family
name was Blanket. Thcv were the
first persons who manufactured that
comfortable material which has ever
since been called by their name and
which was then r.sed for peasants'
Toward the close of his life Silen
cer frequented a boarding house,
and, chancing to meet a lady who
had often dined within earshot of
him, 1 asked her if she could re
member any wise sayings of his.
After pondering for some time she
answered: "1 can remember one of
his remarks. He said that 'making
good melted butter is a lost art in
Pattern No. S-81S(i. This design is especially
attractive as a work dress of gingham with
bands of ehambray gingham in contrasting
colors. Colors blue, pink, gray, green and
4i yds. of gingham (V/) 15o $.73
yds, of plain chatnbvay (a) 15c 06
.Special price for this week $.7')
Pattern No. s-hlSli. This design is equally
good for morning dress or the new Moral cotton
crepe trimmed with bright colored plain crepe,
here are the qualities required and the prices
yds. of crepe
Get one of these
This is Ladies1 Home Journal
Pattern Week, and we arc giving
every customer one of these three
stylish Home Journal patterns
free. When you come in for your
pattern, be sure to see the shöw
Suitable for Making
Up These Dresses
Specially Priced for
A yds. of plain crepe 13
Special price for this week 1.87
Pattern No. s-821.'i. The ideal material for
making up this design is the soft material that
lends itself admirably to the draped effect of
this simple dress. There are beautiful patterns
in all light shades, pink, blue lavendar, etc.
(ii yards of material (f/ 50c
7-8 yards of satin messline 1.30
Special fur this week. 4.55
Pattern No. s-8211. For the lirst spring days
when one don't want a coat, this dress of wool
will I«! most useful. There are many colors
and patterns of this tine all wool dross. The
frills are of batiste.
5# yards of 42 iir:h material (n- $1.00 $5.03
yard of batiste (rr 50c 25
Special for ek 5.88
Pattern No. s-8211. This same design made up
of silk lloral poplin will give you a charming
gown, desidedly dressy, yet, it is as easy to make
in any soft materials, oi course the frills will
be made of chilfon We have some very select
individual patterns, no two alike, at these
prices we are
showing an ample range of colors
4^ yards of 42 inch material $2.48 .... $11.16
yard of chiffon $1.25 63
Special price for this week 11.7!)
(These quantities and prices are estimated for size 36)
We have just received 50 sample suits, no two alike, of
the most up-to-date suits for dress this season that we will
show in our cloak department for the first time this .week,
and which you can have in any color you want. Now this
will be your chance to select a suit for yourself and what
ever you select no one gets a suit like yours.
Spring coats will be shown as well as suits.
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