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CLIFTON. DAKOTA. UNI'K): a decision of tin* Mi»ouri Supreme urt, aMirming tin.' validity of the new High License law of that State. the saloon is t.s of the city of St. Louis are now required to pay an an nual license fee of $1,000. TlMR American Bishops died ftat urday—Archbishop Purcell, of Ohio. Bishop John McMullen, of Iowa. (Catholic), and Bishop Wm. Pinck ney, of Baltimore (Episcopalian). THE effort to consolidate the match manufactories of the country so as to form a gigantic monopoly has failed, owing to the refusal, of niwy^una] concerns to sell out. THEBE were (luring the last fiscal rear 53.411 applications for pensions filed at the pension olliee. an incmi.se of nearly 116,000 over the year before. In connection with this business 17,WO letters were received from congress men, whose chief duty it would appear is to serve the merely personal inter ests of the fellows who run politics in the congressional districts. Not over 25 per cent, of the appliisation&ftxe meritorious. TKX suits have been begun at Salt Lake city by the Mormons against the commissioners of tlie United States acting under the Edmunds law. All of the suits are the non-mormon city there is no little excitement at the hostile action, and the hoj»e is indulg ed that congress will be stimulated to provide a more vigorous and radical policy than the one now pursued. The people of the whole country would be glad to see this as well as the unfor tunate and powerless gentiles of Utali, and would sustain any legislative action that would swiftly remove the stain of polygamous mormonism. 3 Edmunds law. All GENERAL CIMOK didn't huntthehos fcttes with a bra.sh baud during his late *aid. Ahich probably accounts for his Complete success. Neither has he ta ken the pains to deny all the sensa tional stories about differences be tween himself and the War Depart ment as to the iinal disposition to be made of the captured savages. He takes occasion, however, to say, in his own modest, but decisive way. that the Apaches are not on the warpath again that they do not contemplate such foolish action, and that they are absolutely powerless to do any harm if they did, their leaders being in the hands of the United States authori ties. The public can rest confidently •on General Crook's assurance that,the I Apache troubles are finally settled, as he has proved one of the few men arh«XM deeds make his words good. As the object of a uuui is lo kill OIW or Ixi'-h of the combatants, the disap }ointmeni of the jieople who take stock in those sanguinary events over the harmless result of the late Virgin ia meeting is likely now to be turned into rejoicing. The report is to the effect that Mr. Elam. who was shot in the thigh, is in danger of dying from the effects of blood-poisoning, and in that way the object of the hostile edi tors is likely to be realized. The two belligerents took a great deal of pains to get a crack at each other, and had to hide away in the woods from the police for nearly a week, and that both should survive, or either of them, for that matter, is a circumstance very much to lie regretted. Mr. Elam's wounded honor was satisfied with a shot in the thigh, but think how much IsitU-r he would feel if he had been killed and as for Bierne, who fire the fatal shot, lie must feel badly enough to think his antagonist has to be put out of the way at last by the mortification of the punctured limb. A8TOKY, almost too marvelous to be creditod, comes all the way from Con iuKM.ici.it to the effect that Senator Piatt, of that state, has refused a large fee from a corporation on the ground that he is a United States senator and that the duties of his office require all his time and attention. If true it is evident that Senator Piatt has old-fashiond i very notions about bis sena- torial duties. Most senators of the present day are supposed to desire the office chiefly because it is an aid to just such employment and such fees its Senator Piatt has rejected. There is no doubt that the public service would be better performed if all sena tors were guided by the maxim which the Connecticut senator has an mounced as his controlling motive. But, then, most senators are elected to ,-erve themselves instead of the public, ltis not prolxible that the other sena tors will tumble over each other in Mtlicit* haste to follow Mr. Piatt's |x tUJUiiic. TELEGRAPHIC. GENERAL NOTES. I are ill AIntut coin and Douglas held a debate. FORTY-SKVKN bicycles, representing a dozen citic*. have left Windsor. Ontario, for a trip to Niagra Kalis. MATTHEW HARLAN and Patrick MeMa hon, harvest hands. were drowned at Ivy, Illinois, while crossing a slough. James F. Jones, democrat, was elected to congress Tuesday from the First Dis trict of Alaluista. He takes the seat made vacant by the death of Thomas H. Herndon. A VALUABLE alum well lias been dis cover^! on the farm of an old colored man near Cartersville. G»srgia. and he has leen offered a large sum for the tract, but he refuses to part with it, THF. soft job OF ins|ecting sixty-five miles of new railroad and telegraph near Kosehurg, Oregon, lias U-en given by President Arthur to S. J. Kirkwood. of Iowa, and Silas B. Dutchcr and Anthony Gilkcson. of New York, GOVERNOR BI'TI.ER has vetoed an act of .... the Massachusetts legislature to levy a to come here with state tax of $2.t (00.000. claiming that half that sum is sufficient to earrv on the government. FROM THE CAPITAL. A T)RNAIM ].asset] through Fond du i Lac county. Wisconsin earlv Kri.lav ried fifty yards, and at Dartf I the county-ltoUMe was unrooted. The v clone pass««d over to Liike Michigan and dismantled several vessels of Port Wash ington. COU R. for damages. Among cattle kings, is reported shot and killed i element at Salt Lake i nm-hnien holding him fast and making his sister burn him around the leg with a red-hot poker. A CORONER'S inquest at Skipwith, i Miss., on the body of Hifhter Jamieson. i supjwse«I to be suicided, develojked that he placet! the muzzle against his side and caused his seven-year-old lxiv to pull the trigger, threatening to kill liim if he re- I fuswl. (.'APT. \V. COLK. member of the' Ijoard of su)MTvisors. was found in the i nuid betwe«-it Vicksbtirg. Miss, and his !i»sidence. five miles distant, his body i l»eing riddle«l with buckshot. No arrests have leen made, but there is a clue to the murderer. AT Blanford. Va.. Barney Jones ac cttseil \Vo« h)son Dunn and tlie latter's brother Lewis of having induced the daughter of his (Jones*) son's wife to fol- nml i\re«lat morning, sweeping tuvav buildings and i Smith postmaster at Cedar Rapids. Iowa, trees. At Oakticld a heavy coil oi l*arled THK customs receipts Saturday re wire was lift«*d from the ground and car sjxmded to the ini|etus given by the new AT Elgin, Hi, Mrs. Parripp, a widow.« aged seventy years, living in East- Elgin, 1 i !..»that i.,,|«-,.|. n.o- "u!"!s "f Ithw »vn- u,,,l. rlvi„K th.Jr Ltiona "''"I""! "''Ij" t" »-n.l 'l VVonU eii^ut-il. and .ionf-s *wM2UMi"an old "f, mortal wound. SATI'ROAY night burglars entered the Montreal house, lJuluth. and stolv a watch and $40 from one of the Uwirders' rooms. On the same evening some |arties »*ntered and stole from a lioarder in the Ottawa house some ?."».•». Sunday a burglar entered the Silent saloon oil armv musket, loaded it with hinl «hot but to a^sk as well, cannot the CABLEGRAMS. and there have been many sunstrokes, It is feari^l the harvest is injured. THK negotiations between Prussia and [States and Mexico, providing tliat no WWtso^ Dunn, the diarge y°ullP women go and do likewise at entering the right groin and iutiicting a 1 First avenue east, and succetnled in re- i and manures and cultivates to suit moving three suits of clothes. None of i himself. the parties have been discovered. The amount of bullion gone into the i Bauk of England on balance was £36,-! penence of all secured by the contest 000. ]M)st M)ned for one year. THK French cabim-t has decided to prosecute the anarchist sjieakers who threatened the judge and court in which Loi%t' cretly convicts!. The Indian government has decided to grant the Ameer of Afghaustan a large annual subsidy "We have l»een turning out about a jury of the Michel' was se A treaty is said to have f*-en conclud ed liet%veen Persia and Ihissia. hetting the frontier as far as Afghanistan, and providing that if England protests days, against it. Persia should refer her to! phia Record. Russia. It is understood in Alexandria. Kgvpt. that Said U**y Klaiil will le condemned and forced to submit to the degradation of a short imprisonment for lack of wstl in the performance of his duti-s as f'er f«H_"t. He will le acquitted on the other charges. The decision of the Home Government' to repudiate the proposed annexation of New Gninca to t^Ufcnsluud. auses fbr content in the latter country. The Pre mier. Mcllwraith. in the ^t'-gislntivf* As sembly of Queensland, will do his ut most to effect the wishes of the colonies. In the Legislative Assembly at Melbourne Premier of Victoria deefded to accept the decision as tinal. ACCIDENTS. THOMAS HO*.MAN, I. M. L. CARL was drowned in Twin lake, Niagara township. Grand Forks county, D:ikot«. while bathing on Saturday. The •body was taken to Grand Forks, em balnied anil sent to Carl's huuie, at Pekin. Niagara county. N. Y. damaging the cotton crop A COLLISION let ween two trains on the ma. West sbore road occurred at Utica. NVw AN oak tree -has been felled at Rock-' York. Saturday morning. Six men were ford, Illinois. under whose branches Liu- l*adly hurt. Both engines were distillled. There was a very dense fog when the accident occnred. A (JI:RMAN loy named Yieger, aged' eleven, crawled under a lath saw at the Michigan limiU-r mill, at Wausau, Wis., to clean away the sawdust. His Imck i came in contact with the saw. cutting a gash seven inches long into the lupg and I severing three ribs. He cannot recover. THE bodies of two men were found in the river at Breckeuridge. Minn.. Monday, i That of A. Gohle. abrakeman. who was i drowned the other day in bathing, and the other that of John Berg, who .shot i William Little at the MinntittuUi house, Breckeuridge. last winter, and in trying to esca|M fell through the ice. A Vot'N« man named Nicholas Smith, lately arriv.Hi from Germany. in com {tanv with tw: oih-irs went into t-a'river at Luhui|ue, Ta.. Saturday, to swim. He was seized with cramp. nd sunk iteiore his friends could render him any assist ance. His family are now en route to tins country, lie having sent them money T.HE president luis np|xiuted Wm. J. law to the tune of $l.tt.*7.0O0. Tiie "ontru was awarded on Satur day to K a & Son for the construction of nll't "\v steel cruisers. ABSALOM BLYTHE, United States mar shal for the district of South Carolina, CRIME. has tendered his resignation. THK net decrease in the xst of star maii 1)11,(1 a,'1: ,"'t juui])ed into a well and was drowned. the same jw*riod. 1.1* StaUs at Seymour. in_ the Pan ""Jof ittle excitement at the i Ij'l.., L, )ei r- Mun THE™,,.™, JOB KKOKE. the Indian blacksmith at ?fVUS as avrainst ^I.Kis.'.ciOdur tlie Sisseton agency, has conf»*saed to i month last year lor the raising giverninent checks on the First ^I'-'ven months ended 3fay HI. ^40, NaiionsU Bank of St. l'aul to the amount was against142 during the of The hecjis **ere wished in Bmwn's Valley and Wilmot. during June was IM decrease_m star mai 1 sen-ice for CAXXON. one of the Texas RHCIPROCAI. relations between the Unit- fur some me. ami after visiting his i i,n'1 MRS. JONES, wife of a mechanic living i. S-WXMI has Leen covered back that his family shall IK* military. His The annle is one at Rice's Point, Ouluth, is charged with i l"to treasury out of the appropria- son-in-law is now a major in the Baked or stewed ai puimhinc I,or l.v "thefe ""l'fS" ""7" venr "JinL- fm,.,l 1 i- ™,y 1 TUE value of the exports of petroleum and petroleum products for May. 1H88. corresponding jn'riisl last year. Of ,lK.L.,ui»tanuM.r.,l,.: V'T"'? furnish V company, of Massachusetts, to furnish marble for the construction of the Washington monument has been an nulled I»ecause inability to meet the con tract requirements. Advertisements for projxisals to Mipn!*' 4'i,U0u feet of marble nave lxen issueil. Now What Will the Women do The foil owing paragraph is going tin- contractor of Clu- cago. was row net! in Lake, at Mitchell, 111., his iMMit capsizing. AT Lden, Dakota, Mr. an Sickles (law approximates $5?0,(KH). aggregat horse, which he was riding. I)ecame ju,r ^.OdO.UUO. frightetnii and dashed front his control, kniH-king down a Mr. lngliam and his: little bov, sliirhtlv iniuriii" the former EL* OROVK, X. C.--Ir. O N. Rotjerwim «aya: "I uly I WU-V, something? what it may to A club of young farmers at Minden, La., has leen organized to com pete with each other in the cultivation of acre of corn each. The man who produces the largest crop of corn on this acre is to receive five bushels of corn from each of the members of the club. Each man selects his own acre SupjM)«e that there are twen ty members in the club: the lucky man will r»K*eive 1)5 bushels of corn, which will he a handsome premium. Every member will le lenefitt«*d in increased vields anil the practical ex- Odaitig a Ton of Silver a Uav. The weather is very hot in (itrmany. ton of silver a day for some time past," said Supt. Snowden. of the mint, re cently. "The most of this in dollars, and some small coin, notably dimes, the Vatican have been resumed. Prince The demand for 5-cent nickels is a lit Bismarck directed an amicable reply to tie ahead of us. and although we turn Cardinal Jacobini's hist note. out jfa.ooo worth a daw weighingsonie IN the election for meinU-r of the Bo- we find that we are be hrniiau Dirt, the have IM^U vie- hnul hand, nut \v* will catch uplx*fore torious, it!? of their candidates U-ing re- ''"d of the week. About three turned against 7*3 German candidates, fjuarters of a ton of jieitnics aremauu i THE convention bet««-n the United i V'T' duil Vy"1 tl'"""-....!. ...,....! lUi troops of either countrv shall cross into I and west must be beginning the other in purssuit of Indians lias been U!i strik* s me that P(,|lllK's.{W|i. more esjtecially the former. For some years jennies were an almost unknown quantity south of Washington, but they are gradually creeping into circulation. W e are not doing more now than for months past, except that the annual court is being made and we are get ting read to submit the unnuul report to the director of the mint. ur fiscal PhiUikl- To Klead) (lie la a t«hk t'it* «n .,ni|l[-itiin»iit of wh.cii luirvot ics and M$lativt-K un* iumti-oitutt*. The elfnt tiiev j»nm pin alitii- Tliry ui^iinv s«*iinatiii witti out U-n llttinjf tbi- n. rvM* s sioinat-k liiitf-rs. "H tin* contrary. .iiviij(rtlj,-)is IIITVOU- UIKI i..-t)n-K syM«*iu. iviTnurii an,I U «-u!al anxi i tv wtukfi aiiit it-lux it. IUH! th'-re in iu mure r.« Iiallf means of Iihu'imk i» ami irsnj m-rve {ii!ftu«l.-. tliiiii li.v r«-inf.,rvintf ana pn iU'ti»S atpiiniilutiun oi Uie f«"Ml wn t-iTroU ul wtiVH o!i--f|M.-i.t tli«- i.w- „r ci„ irrfMl HtOllt n.'liiiv KttilniR str-n tli if n-v. int«t|. a nyuliir hatut of tvi.lv unit a|i|x-(it- unprovfl by t)i«* Hniorv. mu-st 1M- ri'.^ard-l AS A!I I ,\ n-ntoto II..-sil,,in v by auv "n* nysu-in iia thus iviiiforvVd. Nlalunal )i« ••ajy, i'.i»»-tiimtii). r.i«*utiiiitih!n iitxl kidiu-v trutl-« ah- ciM-nMinc by and jji*vi-nu«l by tins staixtani whii ii jhht The number of claims recei^M at the Internal-Revenue Burntu for re bate 011 account of tobacco, snutf and cigars under the new Internal-Revenue ,sssissa,si!?'" BR1FF ITEMH, Mr. George Knapp. senior proprie tor of the St. Ijouis Republican, is 98 years old. Enoch Pratt adds a money gift of more than $800,000 to the free library in Baltimore. Mi-s. Katharine Clmse, formerly Mrs. Governor Sprague, has gone to Europe for the Summer. Mr. Corcoran projioses to erect a monument to Major L"Enfant, who originally laid out the city of Wash ington. Miss Clara Louise Kellogg has se lected a cottage on the mountain side at New Hartford. Conn., and will spend the Summer there. Lord Randolph Churchill now has his house in I^mdon lighted through out by electricity, supplied by a small gas engine in the cellar. Queen Victoria has granted a pen annum to l^idv Pal Wl w At one of the Boston Catholic churches, wherein a coll«#iion was taken for the JO}H\ the officiating priest is re|wrt«Kt to have said: "ll you have and hard feeling toward the |h]m\ 1 hope you'll show your christ ian spirit by forgiving him to-day.'' General Sherman's eldest son, who the Jesuit priesthood, will soon leavt Woodstock. Mil., when1 he has ltal.v i^garrling the regis- mother will go U» teach in the western trade markH P~V,MW Naval over full, has for Hw year* »tmlviug for !'IV",IV\ r'""" r'' "r .1"? !. .1 i n indigestible, pii»portiontothequan IH'CU Il11which is likely to ^uoh lie ^huigs. Ge,n.,'r'11 J»h». -u,II,ni jusi ])asMi 1 ,UU al Auna|olis. It was Ixtta from drowning in Lake George .alone, »*ejo« ting the skins, two or three years ago. A wholesome Virginia law requires Cheap (iirls. that any iH-rson elected or apiK.inted l,on seem to be in something of a plight. to which the funny editor tragical!v o uny ikst or ollice under the laws of Huence as a woman is great for good the ommonwealth shall, be ore he acts such othce. take the anti-duel- -within the reach of all. Few young ing oath. As Elam. one of the two ,nen waiit anvthing to do with a journal lstswho recently fought a duel cheap young lady. Cheap jewelrv is also Secretary of htate, he would replied, "You lie. Mine. Jenny Lind Goldschmidt says she finds life Loudon on the whiue rather dull, and her duties as teacher in the new Koyal College of Music neither onerous nor exciting, but very wearisome. She thinks I^ondon is a place that never changes, and agrees with her old friend. Sir Juliucs Bene dict, in looking upon the bulkt»f mod ern music—except (rounod's—as trash. The most disap|oiuted person ill the Union i* Mrs. Myra Clark Gaines, who. afte tt wnlk-i ./ttT.iJjVi.'.'SilS the"?!'v Fruits us Pood autl Medicine. of CUrses annMitf Aiut-ricai) torn,*, ami in niistjuiUv in i uirtiu^ii in i^u »nuici aim JK i-eaaiiiK dfiiiaiui iti Mfxiiv. tiw WI^i versity of mankind. let the fruil 1 v i I house. ot Isew h'leaiiK. only to witness nav mint post^med for another long tlirec riirotitrh tlie ignorance and m»r fo meilii they are highly cive to health: above ns condu and, as the Writer quoted very truly says, "they appear —Mr. Bergli. to be providentially sent at a when the body requiITS that cooling fltv to animals. It would be and antiseptic'nliment which they are }jr Bergh angling for trout a dessert, when the stomach is not j«.ti.mubl.\ «uk, when much" I.K.I-C State Smerintendent of Public In struction Raub and Congressman J. .etc., generally used as desserts. R. Thomas, of Illinois, are in Wash- Let us now briefly^ pass in revi ington. in this way, than the pjustries, cakes, ci)ml Pa I user gun and of many improve- he eaten at breakfast, or before break- ments connected with projectiles. Lyman Bewher. the father of Henry Ward, was a minister of the gospel for lifty-four years. He died in ltis 7Sth veai*. The family is long-liveil. and Mr. Beecher at 7d can be .still de pended on for years of active work. sion of |MT annum to 1-id.y Pal )etweeu meals but it is Ijettertomake ^,lian harp-like sound arising from secretions, and nothing is so well cal culated to correct this as cx!.ii.- sub acid fruits, such as apnle*. peaches, etc. Still, most of .whav'been taught tluit euliug flint Lei ore Lreaxfa-t is highlv dangero.1*. How tnf -dea »»..ri atHi I Know not bat it is cer tiii.i.v f-ieat r] Th aiul error, contrary both to reasto and lads. Plums art» less digestible than peaciies, on account of their pulp but 1 11 ai*e an excellent inu ^1™^,?^"^?'!^^^'"^'''^'"''^ ^UU'" Military Acad- WWM'MKI s»wtpn«,l, are that (l.u ciwodil,. Htk brine it.s jaws '"nt' |.l«wunt and purchas.- of a site for the public The Supreme Court of Missouri, on ing and laxative, being far preferable. lMumIs\ The «»lile^ is alnnrst the KMZ uVnvi ll,W,U ll.IH to hold six more sessions of thcTcwks btiry investigation, make report, and adjourn by July 21. They will also ask the Supreme Court's opinion whether they can legally adjourn without the Governor's consent. It is reported from Washington, that Lotta, the actress, was recently mar ried in that city to O. Edwin liuss, a young Englishman who is a graduat of the United States tin MUIIR it UU^ itir IIUMV ivrw I I indigestible, in proportion to the quail- JvouUi it penetrate his hrsiui*uvit vaiul ll I 1 1 a lttf til let in the air fermentation, resulting diar- The mechanism of a locomotive has is a frequent swallow been explained to Taitpin for the last jM frwrnen ,1Iui ..ji uIolu. A ,I^ar.1. 18 sLul'dl^ taken 'into i «ch. and this is wholesome. medicine ianatW tw. has d.-cided that the in manv cases. U he aUninable \ml' »]"nf^C*n ."'at it applies to St. fevers and other diseases." Itaw apples, Ijouis. This will force the saloons to and dried apples stewed, are better for pay iK*r annum for th« privil- constipation than most liver pills. ege of doing business. I (.)ranges are very acceptable to most Republicans memlters of th« Mantut- i stomachs, having all the a«lvanUige« chus^'tts Legislature decided Tuesdav! °fthe acid alluded to but the juice in manv a successful examination for entrance ca.^-s of sickness (liven or ilf ritH- Experiments made in Paris show to til- t..«U-, alone should be taken, rejecting the pulp. The same may be said of lemons. f^amonade tomegrailutes, and all that class, is the best drink in fevers and when thickened with sugjir. is let ter than syrup of squills and other nauseous drugs. cough. Tomatoes act on the liver and bow- and my }vl ti|at evil. Don't make voumdf cheap IIO1«HIV tvl. An elaborate farewell dinner was yuung men know it, and they will given in London to Henry Irving the ',l every other direction for a life Il,mv actor, in which GOO representative 'ouT friend and com|uuiiou lwfore men participated. I^ottl Chief Justice the y will give a* glance at the pinch- C'oleridge paid a high tribute to the 'beck that tinkles at every turn for fas- will touch if he can -et Lei- Cheap girls are. the refuse, anil profession of the actor, and said Eng- cinating the eye of any that will look, ^'alize (»,.»,000 tons of excellent man Jtuid owed Irving a debt for his pre- i You think it is the i-orrect thing to i H1*' seulation of Shakspeare. Mr. Ii ami his company will sail for this and forward everywhere, that jieople ^^em. lhis plan is now in success country October 10. wonder if you ever had a mother, or I ^'I^J^tion jw»rtions of France. It John Annoy Knox, of tlie Texas a home, or anything to do. So be it. Siftings, and David B. Sheahan, a jYouw'" probably 1h» taken for what I 'lt sculptor of New York, will fight a ,vt,u are worth, and. one of these years, 'hem ought to have any right to be) duel if not interfcml with. The quar- jy°u do not' make worse than a ship re] occurred at u dinner given by the! wreck of yourself, you will begin to former to some friends in New York, wonder where the charms are that the sculptor remarking that Texas was- once you thought yourself possessed a lawless and depraved commonwealth, Hl,d 1 what evil spirit cou hi have so befooled you. A Headless ho*t in Illinois. t'hic a*,*.) Timw«. A haunted farm house is now agi tating the minds of the citizens in the vicinity of Greenville. Large crowds tliers an' iirm in the convictloTi that i years, until the verdict can be review I'd in the Supreme Court of the United farmer came into a grocery star* States. An individual's chances ^u' °ther day and exhibited to the against a corporation's wiles are often ''P'* an admiring crowd an euor subjeet to disappointuteiit. utous egg, aliout six inches long, which he avowed hail Iteen laid by one of The his own hens. Ht they actually saw a man cuirv a. wo- i. V,x v wilt ,loiil,tl,-s» IN*ilit«4rr*ti.itf ami 1.1*1.-1 it will, Ii,,. ,-,,1 u„,l, him varietv of delicious and wholesome "let*K vo„ (tu food, there is 110 natural demand nor desire murmured the farmer as he pocketed for them. When taken along with i the stakes and lit out "but tain't 110 the food, aa a dessert, wfeen the stomach is not! Uhatf. lv useful to our readers to learn some-j the countrvman, s ud. "Pshaw''' night*' gray in a thing the nutriveness, digestibility I've got soi'uething in the egg wholesomeness medicinal action, and i that will lieat that." "I'll ln-t you »r, "He was bald-hcuded 1 1» prots-ruseof the nuts and vegetables you liaven't," sttid the countr\nuan nautical Con I'hilid 1 1 with which God has so abundantly getting excited. Take it up." t'lpli'-Ii blessed our earth. But while they the groeeryman. and going Iwhind How Corn tir7wTln k,u»s«s. an* blessings, they, like many other the counter he brought a wire egg Prom the 1'lamnt..,, blessings, have lieen convertetl mt. beater. 'There is something in the I w.. .... 1 egg line that .will beat it, guU!*' tut said he, reaching out for tlie stakes !?'n 's'gan. One kingdom affords an almost endless i "Hold on there." said the farmer'-id i*lb V in moderation, or use buckin" against the solid fa«-t,s COMICAL CULLINm it is so well calculate to attonl. The 'mountain brook with a dnijf-not. correct rule for the use of fruits is to jowa boV bad the whole lower use them moderately between meals, U and at meals, as a part of the meal, or I said, season etching of trout inaj (fuj |1()t overloaded with other food. Though tired. desserts are, as a general thing, ob- i,:,,i, in many cases of 'the hill of the lawyer who had pro cured him a divorce, anil claimed that the attorney's services had been an in- s a graduate els, and are much more pleasant and jury instead of a bene tit to him. The Academy safe than blue mass and "liver reg-1 new wife he married proved even who saved uhttors." The juice should lie used i worse that the first. visit tlie place every night, coming as J,"*!wh4c.u regards flnj8h wlmli-snmc. When taken Onius." The autliur of it uliuuld not lew the different kinds of fruits, consider ing them in relation to nutriveness, digestibility, etc. Of all the fruits with which we are blessed, the peach is the most delicious and digestible. There is nothing not infrequently goon lifter marriage more palatable, wholesome and Medi- of Major Sir illiam them a part of the regular meals. It the waterWe would givo a week's lalliser, B., the inventor of the hK a ti e hook as with a llis ca'r cru- fun to in a kicked off the other factious horse. The ani- the job because he uj.V^m.1 m-wl. hesitate to scoop in all the genius there is in the looks. It will not prove fatal so long as he doesn't scoop lit. It /iliaan ii*n!ubir nnW ill with it a lot of cheap whisky and late 1 iouis. In nuxlern Egypt a young man is not permitted to see his wife's face be fore marriage. As a consequence. he makes up his mind that he never than good. rije peaches. They wants to see it again. should be ri|»e, but not over-ri|e and An Ohio man, who just returned half rotten and of this kind they may fpom a make a part of either meal,-or be eaten heard some singing lish—"'a sweet, mishiken idea that nofruitsshould sahu-v to know whert* he got las bait. fishing trip, swears that he V Jersey City policeman has been when on duty. Major A. and his friend W. met and had a drink together. After a while \V. asked the major to have another smile, and the major hesitated. "Why. major, 'said W.. "I never knew you so loath to advance on a retreat." One cannot help wondering what would hap]Kn if a gentle dude should stub his toe and fall down while suck- ing his cane. Would the cane break between his cheek and the sidewalk or The juice hour. "I understand all that inachin the stom- erv perfectly," said he to his instruct i or. "but there is one thing I cannot the lw*st of fruits, comprehend. "And what is that?" pples will generally I "Well, that all this heavy work can s -c iKKlTOhinp. cool- with 1 -o tho force of over Oil at^ «'i«il in h™- «"l wth the j»W. i ache. American mosquitoes have made their apiearance in London. Their nationality was discovered from the fact that the.v carried .jack-knives and "talked through their nose." They also had "N. J." embroidered on their backs. When these [ests visit Ger many*. Rismarck will issue a procla I matinn against them, but he will find that he has not the American hog to i ileal with. Philadelphia nuui refused to pay The I'tilization of Sewage. Now that they have succeeded in converting the Thames into a sewer, the iM'ople of Ijondou are commencing to think "what they are going to do alwnit it. Sir Joseph Baza I gate has suggestcnl that works should IK* under taken for emptythe sewage of Lon don into the German ocean at a cost of &>0.(MH),000. This pro)»ositiou has I been verv wisely rejtiMed, and it is under consideration to devise nw?i,,s far as twenty ntile.s to see the ghosts. •, They aw rewarded hv string lights f! IT into a blay.c, cauwd, as I moving about in the* vicinity l° 1 e «C»w that the fruit scroti is bore, it' nomenon. The grtH-ervman examined the ,0,lVrrting the stowage In,° map"" manure. It is esti- that the annual output would w'uch "rving ta'k loudly and ciuirselv, to be so bold iuauguniting such a 1 I I CWFOIKT TLIM°* would materially mluce 1.. wt'll -.Wa. for our cities and towns iUI" n.u* sjitislietl (and very few of to have with their presentinotliod of disposing of sewage lo seriously consider this matter. Bald-Headed Whopper. "We had captured a 100-barrel whale, and after the head was split open I was detailed to dip out the oil. It's just like going intbahig bath-tub. and a man stands almost up to his irmpitK in oil. I was wailing about 1 ai!nwl' oAhe i11 liouse. Some assert that strange sounds are heard in the building, anil l!VV of „pattr .- v I handle it for fear of breaking the phe WUJ U"!1,',r Sl«l- deiHv startleil by sei-mg the surface of ')v ont!°f the crew accidentally dropping a 1MX of burn ing matches. 1 he onlv thin l,M' ""l.v thing to do il,ul 1 (lul s'.,0ath-knife ».'-a'":ml v a tmm line it in my teeth. 1 i«kfu^»h ami made desjM*rate etf'»rt to dig niv way out with the knife. I managed to dig hole large enough to thrust my head through, and then, by a mighty eflort, esi-aped into tlie sea. It wsus a pretty tight squeeze, I can tell you, and my IHHIV was so warm that u made the water hiss all around inc. I,1"? raptain i otton, and wouldn allow anyone to, I swam to the siih of the vexsel thonrht I lwlckwl »n »ad been burned to death, and when °f the vessi'l he as frightenwl that, he told me there was only one thing that turai'w JrU? FIT What was that*" i: .• S I 1 1W' W'rV* lU nv t'KWth of vegetation. thera|i- up and covered it. Ex-Senator Yulee. of Florida, is ng tlie summer at North AHmn*,