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xr New York. IHEMUCOmtATIMAS TELEGRAPHIC CLIFTON, DAKOTA. Ol* II.VM,AN won the rowing contest at Watkins, N. Y.. making three miles i in 20:19, three len ahead of Hos mer. A LIVE Indian gave the (treat Father a pony for his little girl, and several great American statesmen are terribly alarmed over possible ••ivjN^queneos. THX collapsed firm of New ued at *8,000 England tanners who untertook to ''corner" the leather market recently and "got busted" in consequence, report their total liabilities at $7..*o:t,oKl.- Two race-horses came in collision on the track at Charlotte, Michigan, the other day. One was killed and the other seriously injured. The horse Raymond, which was killed, was val ADVICES from South America re port several earthquake shocks last month in Chili, Peru and San Salva- dor. From Central America comes it ion. the report that the volcano in Nicar ague threatens the village of Omet epe. ADJTTV*T-GENKHAL Drum is MAK ing practical inquiry into the condi tion of the States' militia. He will soon ascertain exactly what number of troops could be furnished in forty eight hours, were a call for 200,000 diers bv the President. sol THK iron strikers at Betlileham, Pa., receiving no tinuncial aid from the cen tral organization, have disbanded their lodge of the Amalgamated Asso ciation, and applied to the mill-own ers to be taken back. Most of them will le reinstated in their former posi tions. THE Western Union Telegraph Com pany has filed in the United States Circuit Court at Philadelphia, its de murrer to the Huit brought by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, for overreaching its legal rights in con solidating with different comj)eting ^companies, and monopolizing the bus iness of-telegraphy in Pennsylvania. The demurrer was prepared by coun sel for the company, Attorney Gener al Brewster being one of the number. IHHPROTOK HAWOKTH, who HU gen eral supervisory charge of Govern ment Indian schools, reports rapid progress in the construction and equip ment of Indian school-houses, which by January will accommodate 10,250 pupils. Inspector Ha worth says the attendance the present year has Wen much larger, than in any preceding realization by the Indians of the fact, that they must look to pursuits other than the chase for means of tence in the future. A COMMITTEE of the Brotherhood waited on Gen. Eckert in New York City, and evidently ask ed for terms. Gen. Eckert advised them, as a friend and well-wisher, to get work as individuals wherever they could now And it, and at the best terms to be secured. This was re" garded as unworthy of consideration, and the Western Union Campanv was informed subsequently that the non- working teleT!»T)hers would "contin- working Ulegiaplicrs would coimn ue the fight" Elsewhere the aspect of the great strike is unchanged. TlfBgood results of Stanley's tions into Africa means the smalhist difficulty involved in the undertaking. The good effect of this is shown in the fact that a white man, as in the case of the cor respondent of the London Telegraph, in GENERAL NOTES. the Rochester track. Thursday. Jnyeye-See made a mile in 2:14, the be»t time on record for a 5-year-old. and took tin* special purse of $2,000. THE South ('arolina Railway company has expressed its willingness to furnish free transportation to organise bodies of negroes who will agree to the state. FOB thf six~ niontlis ending 1, 160 persons wero kilhnl and 401 in- jtions hav«* Invn t*lo£ra|»hed from Wash jured by the mil roads in the state of ington to transfer the marine guard to 1T FRED TATE, never to return Cape Anson, six miles distant. SINCE the adjournment of of worth, year -a result to be attributed to a was invited into the house, when its subsis Telegraphers1 expedi- are beginning to pear practically. On his second trav-, coin. Another stage was plundered ersing of that continent, in 187i, near I'rescott. but the amount taken is under the patronage of the Kin* of the Belgians, Stanley established nine with three hundred Mexican revolution trading stations at intervals along the j^ts, was in t^ueretaro last Tuesday. Congo, a distance of 400 miles from the coast, pointing a commercial high- i .. ,. Aurrr c, n r*i can safely travel, with only three at tendinis, a distance of 250 miles into I a i 'xrt,rs U( the interior which is 110 miles from the sea, and be everywhere treated with kindness and cordiality. This result was three years, with the ious most congrem been ex- 1m0,000 gallons of spirits have ported and 1:1.000 barrels await shipment at Newport News, Virginia. CAPTAIN RHODES, after leing warned by the Canadian authorities, made an inspection of the whirlpool in Niagara river and altaiuloned his plan of imper iling his life. REPRESENTATIVES of the Western As sociate! Press, en route for the Yellow stone region, were taken over the North western road from Chicago to St. Paul. 409 miles, in 11J hours. MANY farmers in Champaign county, Illinois, planted corn obtained from southern Kansas, and now report that the stalks are fifteen feet high, out there is no prospect of ears. THE National Convention of the anti- music party of the United Presbyterian Church met at Allegheny City. Tuesday 2.000 ministers and elders being in at- legitimate num Galveston, was decoy ed into the street at midnight by John Arto, a merchant of Houston, who mar ried Tate's daughter, and shot dead on the sidewalk. A. M. MOONKV, marshal of Helena, Arkansas, was assassinated at the door of his office early on Thursday morning a charivari partv ap|eared and t,» leave'their houses, members were attacked with knives, three men and one woman being badly cut. AN incendiary tire at Lexington, Ken tucky, destroyed Bush & Son s planing mill and some adjoining buildings.caus ing a loss of f'JKOOO. THE sheriff of Hatchinson, Kansas, rescued a murderer, named Texas Bill, from the hands of a mob of sixtv men, who had Imttered down the jail doors and were alsut to have a lynching. THE grand jury at Baltimore has social as S ^uniar.v ap- that Genera, i r» i connect**! with noble families hng- he^oitd Htanley I ool, janj js stated that he was employed gained feroc- and hostile natives to overcome. The mission work has already begun, there being seven or eight sta tions, Catholic aad Proieetaiit, below the cataracts. Cortina. his explorations in 1877. ro well did Fai|S) Tennessee, arose in the touching the insurrectionary movements Stanley manage this enterprise he won night and murdered a n i. .i the BCKN] will of the natives, by no rades L»y rushing tlx ax. He secured $tiU. Seventy were put in pursuit, and he was captur ed. SEVERAL prominent citizens of St. i/juis called upon the chief of |K)lice of i that city and caused the arrest of a fan cy young Englishman giving the name of Francis Hamilton, w ho had swindled th,'m b-v ginia. a monumental building R. B. Haves is President of the organiza- THE iron strikers at Bethlehem. Pa., receiving no financial aid from the cen tral organization, disbanded their lodge of the Amalgamated Association Tues day. and applied to the mill-owners to be tuken lack. Most of them will lie reinstated in their former positions. THE senate sulwommitteeon labor and education convened in the post office building in New York, Wednesday, and commenced an investigation of the tele- man John Campbell, of Pittsburgh. THE attendance at the Ohio conference camj-meeting at I A CRIMEL graph strike by examining Master Work- ,.Ver made, and its perfection has created Lancaster Sunday is estimated at l«.0O0 and the horses and wagons covered a space of fifty acres. Harrison, the revivalist, drew a score of converts to the altar. THE street-car officials of St, Louis were arraigned on charge of violating the Sunday law, but the jurors decided that the charters of the companies forced them to run every day, and that cars had Itecome a necessity to the public. COMMITTEE of six striking telegraph operators held an interview with Gener al Eckert. of the Western Union com ]»any. and were advised to make appli cation to their respective sujerinten dents. His counsel was warmly indors ed by the executive committee of the company. The executive Ixtard of the brotherhood sent General Eckert a let ter stating that the organization would carry on the tight with renewed vigor by every EIUHT prisoners escajied from the jail at Council Bluffs by cutting through the floor of a cell. Four of them were recaptured. COMMISSIONER GRKOORV, of the Civil Service Commission savs, that the pub. lication to the effect that the work of the Commission is practically at a stand still l»ecause of the absence of the Presi dent was all a mistake, lie says the business of the Commission is going along smoothly*and efficiently every where. No issue, he said, has !»een raised lietween the departments and the Commission as to the'grading of clerks, nor, Hs to tendance. Consul General BISHOP FT ARRIS presided at Ocean Grove, N. J.. Tuesday at the anniver sary of the Women's Home Missionary Society of the M. E. Church". Mrs. promotion, part men of the state that, according to test cases recently decided, iietroleum of American origin, if transhipjed at an English iort. may le admitted into Koumania duty free, owing to the Brit ish treaty with that country. The Consul GeHeral therefore suggests that Ameri can houses engaged in the ]»etroleum trade with Roumania arrange to have their goods transhipped at Gibraltar or Malta. THE Treasury officials are very much puzzled at the it pi ea ranee of another counterfeit coin which is likely to de ceive even the average exjH'rt. It is a $•"» gold piece, and is worth so..'W in gold. This counterfeit is said to l»e the best the grave suspicion that the Govern ment ilies have been tani|iered with or an impression taken from them. The department officials are keeping the matter extremely quiet, in the hope of working up a clew to the counterfeiters. Some of these officials denied the story, but it is definitlv known. One who has seen the coin says that, placed side In side with the genuine £." piece, the dif ference can scarcely IH detected bv any but exjH'rts. The weight is nearly the same, and can only be detected by the gold scales. It was received at the Treasury counters. THIRTY armed men stopped in dicted J. F. Morrison, warden of the city jail, and the members of the Ixwtrd of fire commissioners, for malfeasance in office. All parties have heretofore stood high in well ^'on as on t*lf' political cir cles. MARTIN* CASEY, the leader of a ham! of outlaws living in the mountainous re- of Mliii8achusetts, him in lK)th states. i A STAGE w as stoppel near Riverside. i i Arizona, bv robbers, who killed the ex- |)n.Hrf messi-nger and secured York and and savs nearlv all articles of food has at last lieen captured. brought from other countries. He was quite well filled with shot by a ^HE STANDARD states that the di» Massachusetts sheriff, and Itegged for patches received from MadagascarYully mercy. There are indictments against, confirm the first accounts of the differ encel»etween the French and Knglish at *:5/20) in jThere are indications of a revolt in the has l**en requ»'sted tosummonthe chap northern states against what is deem»*l ter of his diw-ese in Ireland to nominate usurjmtion of power by the general a coadjutor with right of succession, way that can lie carried 1,000 miles government. THE Times' Madrid corres|*.ndent says into the heart of Africa as liroved bv I CHARLES STA EL, one of a party of la- in Chicago by a publishing-house, and fled with $20 with which he was sent out to buy wrappers. FROM THE CAPITAIh i 1 Mit. J. *.CO*| Chief Clerk of tl.e War l). |,urtmr- the absence of Mr. John Tweedlo. THE FirstX'oaiptroller of the Treasury lias decided that a Chief Supervisor of Elections is not entitled to a per-diem PRIVATE insane asylum at Ealing, compensation. England, wan burned* Monday night. THF. government having secured the The proprietor and his son lost their title to the site of the birthplace of George Washington, at Wakefield, Vir- will be THE executive order consolidating in ternal revenue districts, as far as it affects the following named districts, has gone into effect. The districts of Colorado second and CABLEGRAMS. JUROR FIEM lias sold the his and the First, Ninth, Twelfth, Twenty-! located at the junction of Blue Island Twenty-third districts of Pennsylvania. A DECISION has been rendered by United States Commissioner Rundy in the case of Alpha B. Beall. charged with the violation of the pension laws, in having taken an excessive fee for ob taining a pension from the mother of a soldier killed during the late war. The Commissioner dissmissed the case on the ground that there had Ijeen no viola tion of the statute as charged. of the United State.-, for Koumania report* to the de-1 furniture of house in Dublin, despite the effects of boy-cotters, and will quit Ireland. GENERAL CAMVOS, the Spanish minis ter of war, rejRirts the sh«Mting of four rebel sergeants at Santo Domingo. Small bands of insurgents were seen Sunday at Tarragona and Barcelona, and art' being actively pursued by troops. THE Austrian polar exjKHlition, after *IHnding a ye ir in the arctic regions and securing a rich assortment of photo- jort that Patti has lost her voice, graphs, has reached Drnntheim. A CABLEGRAM from Dublin states that James Carey, last year sent two men to London to shoot Secretary Forster, but their courage failed them. a Spanish railway train near Barcelona, obtain ing plunder to the amount of $10,000. THERE are indications of earthquake atSerreas. on the island of Ischia, where the springs are drying up and smoke ifter having spent the night shadowing rL^s7ro'iirHssures' 1 n'the ground "pre- pl? have got* themselves verv much thieves. Iarations have been made to erect huts excited »ver the cholera stories. AFTER a German wedding at Leaven- for the people in case they are com|ielled That since the first of the year no THE Italian government hits assurance engagements have been broken. from official sources in America that on the reassembling of congress next winter the abolition of the protective duty on works of art will be proposed. PORTER, attorney general for Ireland, replying to the remarks of the Irish members, said that as long as the atroci- post, ties in Ireland went unpunished the means of inquiry allowed by tlio law Tamatave. Should France, says Tli Standard, not offer explanations. Eng land, no doubt, must demand theia. THE poje hits ordered the chief pre lates of the church in Europe and America to assemble at the Vatican in November, for consultation as the liest means to maintain friendly relations with all the powers. Cardinal McCabe I H.n or'^'r engaged in cutting ties at Cum- ties forbidding the printing of any news representations that he was B^.S 'XH*n issue«Iby the authori- three of his com-! in Spain, except what is officially supplied u.ni.v For di. .rd«-rs of tin- stomuch, liv»-r and eir nktills with nn ^oui the home office, and cautioning Ixw»-Lh. organs as a rul-hiirtfiillv afr»-. t« hv im i ir HKUiis an tiurv waU*r and ii a s|wH»dy iSeventy-Hve men i ••uitors of pajn-rs to atst iin auj thor.»uk'* in«*ans it is finally i«* comments upon current events. The corres|w»ndent adds that the strictest M*u*tr»hip continues on telegrams. ACCIDENTS. HKNRY L. Yot'NO, a$ent at Cincinna ti of the Grand Rapids and Indiana road, killed himself at his office with a revolver. JPIVK buildings at Albia, Iowa, valued with their contents at $25,000, were I burned Thursday. CHARI.ES WHEELER, well known in banking circles in Philadelphia, died suddenly of heart disease MLS* lives attempting to rescue patients. 1 five of whom perished in the flume*, Ax erected at a cost of Dallas Williams, employed on the Gov THK statement that the new 4-cent eminent pile-driver fell*'into the river postage stamp recently approved bv the Third Assistant Postmaster General will contain a bust picture «.f Andrew John son is erroneous. The determination is to have a bust picture of Andrew Jack son on the stamp. Vicksburg. Miss., on Wednesday, and was drowned. Thirteen men have leen drown*d off these works in the jast two weeks. A TORNAIK) at Chattanooga down seven buildings blew and ilnroofed twenty. A severe storm at Pine Bluff killed a colored woman and wrecked a numlter of residences and utores. THE buildings and materials of the United States Rolling-Stock company and Hovne avenues. Chicago, valued at ^•-'•"io.oon, were destroyed by fire alout midnight. A rou.isiON of trains near Bergen Tunnel, New Jersey, resulting in the se vere scalding of David Ifalhutter, a pas senger, by the escaping steam. Con siderable damage was done to one of the locomotives. Two freight cars and a locomotive went through the last car of a passenger train standing on a side track. THE steamer City of Milwaukee, when leaving Grand Haven. Mich., Sunday morning and going at a high rate of speed, accidentally ran against the south pier and sustained damages which will take a large amount to repair. It is re |»orted a green hand was at the wheel. THE tire which devastated Vineyard Haven. Massachusetts, started about 10 o'clock Saturday night in a harness fac tory, and was carried by the gale with great sjieed. Nothing but buckets could IM» had to suppress the fames un froin Cottage City. an engine arrive «.-• village has two thousand inhabi tants. mostly retired mariners, on whose behalf an ap|eal for aid has tieen sent to the country at large. The loss is esti mated at insumf at li ]er cent,, an addition of AT Atlanta Ga., the loss by the Kim l»all House tire is $J00,000 on the build-| ally llesliy, with tine extremities. ing and $l'JT.iKX) on the furniture. On Pigs from such a cross will Iw of good the whole amount there is only t-S0,000 size when born, and the mothers will insurance. One reason why "the own jMssess the developments to make ers carried so little insurance was be- them grow fast. The litters will also cause of the high rate charged. Kim-1 iarfrt, IKIM House was considered the risk in the city. A rate of per cent was eharged. while on ordinary central projterty only 1 ]H»r cent, was charged. The Republic Bloc k, just Msite, was opjx adt IxMiig made because of the proximity of the block to the hotel. Mr. Scoville. pro prietor of the hotel, sqpent ^.000 on im provements and furniture when he was preparing for the exposition. He car ried a policy of $10,0(10 on this up to a year ago, when he declined to renew it. At the time of the tire he had only $1, 200 insurance. What New York's "Mrs. tiruudy" Says. From thf N**w Y..rk Mail ami Expn«s*. That the melancholy days, the sad dest of the year at seaside places, are when it rains. That the commonest and most vul rar-l.K)k,.i(f women wear the il^.'l..,.mrnt diamonds nowadays. That a HUTIIIHT of fashionable peo- pie have stopped trving to keep up with the Vamlerbilts. I That the receipts of the big Sarato- Improvement of Pig*. That a gnat manv of the title wor- i IH,rk.,s oesiml. A large frame is shirrs of Gotham an-making prepar- of American girls who.in an evil hour, married titled foreigners. That already plenty of nervous peo- less than five important matrimonial I would be used without shrinking. trees, alwavs found near the surface I ^hite breed, are meditnn in size, with BERLIN correspondents of the I.*mdon getting air and moisture and roots of of hair, lhey are veil journals represent that an impression Over one year old, which serve only its has been made on the members of the supporters of the tree and conductors German government by threats that the uf nited States would retaliate for the when the delicate rootlets art1 so exclusion ofthe American hog deeply buried in the earth. Placing MR KV)TE, the "''wiv-appointed mm- manure in contact with ister to orea. reijorts having secured at the capiutl IT house made of W.HMI and v!u,1-r r(K,ts )aj»er, in the midst of hovels and tilth. 'The place to mit manure WOII the sur face, where the elements disintegrate le can find only pine Itoughs for fuel, ire dissolve and carry it downward. Nu merous forms of fungi are generated and reproduced by the application of such manures directly to the roots, and they immediately attack the tree?. It is very well to enrich the soil at i transplanting the tree, but the man ure, if to be in contact with or very near the roots, should be thoroughly decomposed.--Ploughman. Mhakt'ii tvIlk Convulsive Tremors, Th»«n wltli f»-v.'r, th»-n well nijch dlaaoiv etl 111 rlauiimy 1 in the street, 1 '"•".AL. a favorite in social circles at Windsor. Ontario, fell dead of heart disease at Hickory island, i where she had been camping oat with a party of friends. 1 Iron Bitter* nwrnt. la not th* rv|**titiim ofu« li a fuursi' of *h.rnirs every f»-w days t vvrtx'k On* stronj.'«*si «'ouititu(in. 1'intnubli'illv Ev»*n v» Ikmi huflVrer* from fi-ver and ttml ill..us n-mitU'iiI in llu^- ill it lake*, kiuir re|Miir their ravaj»',!" That, ixjmliir and n-nu-dy for tin- maLirittl |H-«t ttml its sUuiclitrd jjr*ventiv, HoHt«-tt»'r'.s Biiterw, not only •"r.ntii'iiU-s it, lut l.uil.l^ up a MyKteiix worn an«l «'iif«.nl»-l by it»i jxTi.Kli. ul altut'UH Nor U tln-n- u mir.'r i*af'»fUiird u^iiin-t iniiwiinatie diwjua-s than «ht. regulator tui.i ltjx nil.'d U|i.n hy inviili.Ls who rvsort to it for itM invigorating eff.V-tM. and to remedy d-H|M-|»sia, rheumatii- and kidiirv troublef. It iiuprov.n up {Jetitc us w.-ll ax Uif ahili'y u gratify it without sutMie|ueiit disconif.'it. Dl'iuso the week ending July 21 there were 2,5.ry births and 1,781 deaths in the city of London. Tak ing into account the increase of popu latioii, the births were 43 below and the deaths *7 above the average number in corresjsmding weeks of the last ten years. For the five weeks preceding there had leen a steady increase in the death rate, the mean temperature being degrees below the average for corresponding time in twenty years. A full dfur xueate, dyspepni*. heart Ill-health raHewd fcy Brown** bum and x«owsi It is not necessary for any farmer to stock his farm with thoroughbred swine in order to secure improve ment in making pork. Good result mar be obtained by raising grade pigs, which an1 produced by crossing i the native stock upon a thoroughbred sii*e of a breed calculated to meet the conditions winch may exist on a| farm, or in a neighlxjrluKxl where a i chance in the character of the stock is desired. This is the least expensive to improve the quality of the, a& one sire will answer for a whole neighborhood, and perhaps for a township, if too much is not requir-. ed of him. way pigs If of a the females are small, targe ami xt birti" givr„r number, 1 ation for Lord Coleridge. ^»wtby breeds like Poland That sad stones arc told of the lives iin ot 'uU, pn.wicrenu.nt* lmve Wn broken i breeds- Cheshire \V lute, Cheshire and What Kills Fruit Trees. Deep planting is one em.r-to plant deliwrtP. which makes them more a tree rather shallower than it former-1 hable to be affected with mange and lv stood is reallv the right way.whilst sunburn summer and scab in win- man v plant a tree as thev would a The want of good coats of hair Roots are of two Idnds-the of the latter two also unfits them for young and tender rootlets, composed I I'xp^ure and enduring the extremes entirely of cells, the feeders of the i its food. Hence the injury that en- 4 '^»«ther great error. Tie tl.e or of medium size, tin' sin' should hi way h. look, at tlio Jog. Suppose and the mothers I bear stronger feed, more of which will go to produce milk rather than which passes befween flesh, as in the case of the smaller dearie. and liner dams. Pijfs from .such a cross could be fattened at any age, and would possess strong constitu tions, good appetites, and an ability to digest and assimilate their food to a greater extent than if the mothers were fine and chunky. It must be rememlered that these constitutional peculiarities are imparted more by the mother than by the sire, while the sire imparts, more than the mother, form and style. Then* cannot be a larger consumption of food, which is necessary to make a largw growth, without a prowirtionate capacity of .... stomach neither can there li an ex-j ft™ th,e tensive secretion of milk without a ^lasf,•» *°WS h«»ce, wh,ch ga hotels must he $4.00 a dav to make varieties of swine have anv kind of a profit. that jM»ople who lmve nothing to I Uilk about sav that the house ffv is J'hu,)l\v ^nd much worse now than usual. ithat That there is considerable excite- liii*e much of the embroiderv upon which thev seem to be working. of the WcH i ihan Uit mentin musical circles over the re- /r innenionths ,,ld, and their her voice flesh is so fat that tliev are not desir That ladies at the Summer hotels :ibl" Jo In cows, those are the most desirable ''xluh,t those (luuhties- b™1 so style and beauty the eye o fancy-that f.5n,»' u? wc'Ph or l.U nounds when lh(' ^Ht ,n^ ,hstncts- suc1,1 well as tne markets, .!»«***-' .'^popubir. Over-fat The he Jersey Iiel and Duroc. two breeds of the lied Berkshire. which iMssess the same qualities as the Poland China, are rapidly sup planting all of the finer breeds, for the reasons that they attain nearly double the size in the same length of time of the latter. The large white vl wh,u| fjirge Yorkshire—are also losing favor because their skins are more climate. The ictorias, another adapted for farm and family use be cause of the quality of their meat and medium size. There are families of Berkshire* medium size. The latter is also an excellent breed and makes a protitable cross upon coarser breeds. —IF. I Curtis. Kirby Homestead. N. Y. Bear vs. Dog. A well-known gentleman of T.ittle I^x'k, purchased an enormous black bear. A friend who heard of the purchase went to the eolonel of course he was a'colonel!—and said: "Hear that you've got the biggest bear in the county." ''Got a whale, let rue tell you." "Well, I'll tell you what I want. I've got the finest bull dog in the south. 1 gave $100 for him the other day, and up to this time he has whipiK'd two bears. I want liira to light your bear." "I don't believe he could him. "Yes. he can. A large bull dog can whip a bear any time. I'll bring him over to-morrow." d.iKU. whip Next day the gentleman and the dog called on the colonel and the bear. The bear was chained to a tree in a grove, and when the dog saw him he want*d to eat him without further ceremony. "Here," said the colonel. "I U chews the head on your dog. so you'll liave to hold one end of the chain." and let the bear take can* of the other end." This was agreed upon, and the dog was soon tugging at his end of the line, anxious to open the engagement. The bear whined and looked far away. It was evident that lie didn't relish the coming j»erformance. When everything was ready the dog was liberated. Ue darted at the bear and grabbed him by the ham. The bear shook him off, but instead of resent ing the insult, he turned and began to climb a tree, dragging the dog after him. He went out on a limb, and be fore the colonel ami the gentleman could realize the turn of affairs tile dog was suspended ten feet from the ground. 'Why, d—n his fool soul, he'll kill my dog," howled the gentleman. "I reckon he will," the colonel re plied. The bear lay stretched out on the limb, looking (town at the (log, whose struggles were becoming weaker. "Climb up the tree, colonel, and take the chain from the bear's neck." 'No, I'd rather not Don't like the SjSS ',f'Si'V:"f, as he to X• ei£ or nine iT.oi.tlw old, at. be keening oat of the dog way. w nigs are usually fattened, By tU time ie dog, tongue wj, 3 ai!£ /kept over.-than pig,1 hanging out, aid it was plain to be would attam if the sir.' was the same seen that lie wasdead. After a while t.....ther. The mothers if wellthe bear can,e down, snielled of the bred would impart to the ott'snring an inclination to make flesh and fat- away.-Dallas Heiald. ten more rapidly than the coarser Various Things. sires. Chunky and small boned dams i i a i i k i i i o i o n e o n o n n n i will not produce as many \oun£ at a birth as coarser ones neither will The coldest they furnish as much milk. They kitchen oilcloth to arc* apt to be too fat to make good 1 The most profitable dam is one long and deep the body, with large mammalian development. When such dams can be obtained, either among natives or thoroughbreds, the most proiitable pigs may be ob tained by using a sire which is natur- you if I do. I wouldn't take dog, whine., sat down and looted far thing in the winter's night. mothers. These are objections to The hottest thing—A raisin lying in this manner of breeding, and for, ambush in a mouthful of hot plum these reasons I prefer dams of the coarser breeds. The dullest world—The your bare feet in a thing1—a tunny news paper. The longest thing—Your friend's favorite story. The shortest thing—'The memory of the perpetual borrower. The biggest thing—The fortune you expect to make by.speculation. The smallest thing—The fortune which you do make. The toughest thing1—The young wife's pie crust. Th? softest thing—The conversation a dock and a The highest thing—The mureury in the thermometer, about this time. The hardest thing—The bit of bone that you ''come right down on," when eating chops. The easiest thing—Lying. The tightest thing—The marriage tie that is to .say it used to be, but now it is the loosest. The prettiest thing—Look in the mirror, and you will see it. i The brightest thing—The stm's light shot into vour eves as it conies iv- sma11 °f the hands of the mischievous boy. organs which perform this work and The silliest thing—Thinking that of the udders to contain it. This rule wealth produces happiness. (NVouldnt you like to be kmx-ked silly, provided the money came?) The freshest thing—You know him: he is everywhere. However he will get salted in time. The stillest thing—Common sense. The quickest tiling—The flee. The slowest thing—An amateur drama by amateur ]erforniers. The heaviest thing -A long sermon on a hot Sunday afternoon. The lightest thing—A lover's vow. The thickest thing—Your tongue when Coming home from the "lodge." The thinnest thing—The story you tell your wife next morning. The wettest thing—The foot of the small boy with a new pair of rubber loots. The driest leen thing—You have just reading it. Probably Safe. A New Hampshire farmer who heard of a New Yorker stopping at one of the mountain hotels, drove thirteen miles one day last week to ask him if he thought the prospective shortage of crops would bring about another financial panic. He waited around the hotel for several hours, and finally ascertained that the rni'" he wanted to see was absent, and would Iw gone all day. "Where has he gone?1' "Over to Silver creek." "What furf" "To fish." "Gone afishilL' and calkerlatin' to be gone all dav 'TTes." "Took a bottle of brandy and a lunch and a silver-plated fish pole, and went off kinder onconsarned, did he?" "Yes." i "Well, then, I guess I'll jog back hum and tiuish them 'taters," contin ued the old man with a sigh of relief. "It kinder seems to ine that if this kentrie was in danger of a kerflumux them chaps from New York wouldn't come here to fool their time away suckin1 in mornin' fogs and scrapin the creeks fur fish-bones!"—Wall Street News. An Ithaca young man took a large dose of hard luck last Friday. He at tempted to cross Cayuga lake in a skifF, when he jras capsized. In at tempting to right the boat he caught his foot in ii log and wrenched it, los ing at the same time a she, a watch, his hat and the boat. He final ly reached the shore, and was liob bling across a field, when a bull start ed for him. Reaching a tree, he skin ned un its trunk lively enough to es- cape the bull, but also lively enough to stir up a hornet's nest. The Vi0lf1 Injected, and he sprang to don't I, llw i ,.RI I TT I II I I bull at bay and managed to escape, Blunted if I do. 111 tell you w W. fcut u n0 v on., end of the 1 lpoubIe l() anotluM.hornets him fall to the ground, fracturing his wrist. With the broken branch he kept the ...iVering 'with a luirt ln^ipitted ad venture# of Auburnian. T,y the cxcilinf liis unlucky Friday,—* WIWHTON, FORHYTH OoTl* (iENTK 1 il«-sire to to vou mv tUanks fin" vour \vm|«rtul ll|) Hittors I'wao tnmtiW w Ul» ilys|X'|-ui for live yrars pri-vious t«i comiiH-m'i'iK fut UK«? of your Hup HIU«TS HOIIH-HIX muiiths ajf". 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