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HEWS ITEXft. A donkey has more bravin's than sense. A musical crank—The handle hand-organ. The tailor'sgoose The is now believed to be the dude. It is after a woman has emerged from a salt water bath that figures don't lie. next time a man at Niagara at- When Hamlet they are ^rummaging a tempts to shoot the rapids lie will do the Hotel Brighton on Coney Island. it with a gun It is when a woman tries to whistle that the great glory of her mouth is seen without being very much heard. "There's no place like home," re peated Mr. Henpeck, looking at a motto, and he heartily idded: "I'm glad there isn't said, "But I have that within which nasseth show," it is *el ieved that he liad in his ]ocket a complimentary ticket to the cir cus. Fisherman—"Get any sjiort in this stream. Pat -1" ''Indeed we do, sorr— the liight o' sport, sorr we always throw the Bailiffs in there, sorr." Teacher—"Gin you tell me when is the olfactory orgaii?" Pupil frankly answers. "No, sir." Teacher—"Cor rect." Pupil goes off in study. a brown I meant to have told you of that hole,'* said a gentleman to his friend, who, walking in his garden, stumbled into a pit of water. "No matter," said the friend, "I have found it." The last case of indolence related is house, so to disturb the inmates. as not "AYhen Dame Fortune wants a man s»he calls for him," says the Whitehall Times. And very often finds him not at home. Nine times out of ten he is Mr. Bei'gh, the S. P. C. A. man, savs it is cruelty to animals to catch fish with a hook. Then1 wouldn't le much fun in fishing if a man had to div under the water and hold chloro form to a fish's nose until it lwcame unconscious, aud then hit it on the head with a hammer. Gentleman—"How \y. "I wonder," cooed the suddenly deserted Birdie. "I wonder, now, if he is offended at what ma said. then, ma always was too awful of a for any kind of use." that of a man named John Hole, who comrades as solemnly as though they was so lazy that, writing his name. were going to meet death. As they he simply used the letter".!" and then left camp they threw their blankets punched a hob* through the paper, over their beads and chanted an In- From the French. -Before the Po-! lice Commissioner: "Isidore Ferblan tine. this is the thirteenth time that youhavebeen arrested fortheft." "Ah. monsieur, it is so bumiliatingto beg!" A London credit bootmaker has a Dook in which he keeps the names of all customers who JMIV up promptly. He labels it outside "The Legion of Honor." He has leen in business twenty years, and it is not half full yet. The Chinese have good war ships, but the trouble is said to be that their sailors leave them when tliev hear level-headedness on the part of the sailors, but it is rather a disadvantage to the Government. A prominent physician savs that leing suddenly waked up in tlie mid-, die of the night is detrimental to health. Burglars will please remember this, and considerately go quiet when down at the grocery-store sitting on a'drew reins, and the combatants soap-lox, and telling what a cyclone, his grandfather was to cradle wheat. can. you afford to sell these rifles for ^5. They certain ly can't !e good for much. They won't stand much service, will theyDealer —"They will last as long as the man who fires them. What more would you wantf Gentleman thinks. "Sure enough!" and goes off without a rifle. The late Dean Stanley is said to have rarely made a gesture when preaching. One day after morning service he isked hjLs wife if she had noticed the intensity with which the congregation had gazed upon him during the sermon. "How c»uld they heln it, my dear." said Lady'Augusta, "when one of your gloves was on the top of your head the whole timer" The Dean having taken off his hat be fore entering the pulpit, the gloves lying therein had fallen on his head, and as he stood quite stili when preach ing, there it remained. Bowled First Ball Algy just home fmm school, and about to escort his sister to a dance—"By-the-by. mother, I've quits decided to go in for Sand hurst!" Mamma "The army is such! a poor lookout. Algy. Suppose you should want to marry some day!" Algy-—"Pooh! Marriage is awful rot? I shall never marry!" Algy (next morning after breakfasti "I say, mother, what an awfully jolly girl Miss Bates is! I danced six times with her!'' Mamma—"Poor Cissy Hates! Yes- a very nice girl, but very badly otf, I fear!" Algy "L«h1 here Miss Birdie the belles of Austin. Tex, Tier in tellect, however, does not tower into the sublime heights reached by Susan B. Anthony, to use the cold language of truthfulness, she is very much the same 'cind of a young lady as Gus de SmiU. is a young man. Not long since he proposed matriinouy. He proposed in good faith in a solemn, impressive manner, upon which Miss But, funny Will) WESTERN SCENES. •r. fniTfr and Bufi'alo Btll on Coney Inland. BIIPII Duel with Yellow* Hand. A (Graphic Dearrlptloii from an hjrrwIlnfM, lr. Carver and Buffalo Bill are fencing1 in thirty acres of land near to be used in their exhibition of wild i western scenes. The field lies along, the road to West Brighton. On Thursday next the scouts will turn their butl'alos, elk black-tailed deer, bronchos' kyuses, nrairie dogs, and Sioux Indians into the enclosure, and lassoing, corralling, scalping, stage robbing, and other wonuerful feats will be the order of the day. Rufus Ilatch's English noblemen and promi nent men from Wall street are ex|ect- i ed to grace the entertainment by their E•eland, resence. Charles E. Iceland, \Varren Jacob Hess, Senator Kcxih, Bryan McSwyne, and other distingu ished citizens have been invited to essay the role of Lord Mandeville and party at Newjort. The encampment of the scouts at Gravesend was enlivened yesterday by the efforts of the Indians to ride the elks. The great elk was lassoed alnmt sundown, and will by held in reserve for the exhibition this after noon. There are a!out fifty Sioux, Arapahoes, Cheyennes, and Ciowas in camp. Two of their number returned to thu west y«*sterday. They visited each tejjee and shook hands with their dian refrain, Dr, Carver and Buffalo Bill loaded them with presents before starting. i The scalp torn from the head of the great chief Yellow Hand by Buffalo Bill was shown to a party of visitors from Hartford. The hair is long and soft, and was braided like the queue of a Chinaman. One of Bill's com rades told the story of the scalping. "It was just after the massacre of Ctis i ter." he said. "Bill was with Gen. Miles at the head of the scouts. They were trying to cut off Yellow Hand from Sitting Bull. Early in the morn- that fighting is to be done. This shows I iug Yellow Hand lisle up at the bead of a war party and cbalb'iiged Bill to an open combat. Gen. Miles and others tried to dissuade Bill from ac cepting the challenge. He replied that a refusal to accept it would ruin his prestige among the savages, and that was something be could not af ford to lose. He told Yellow Hand' that he would fight him. The two ju-niies were ranged less than a mile apart. Six mounted scouts accom-j panied Bill and six mounted Brule Sioux rode forward with Yellow] Hand. They were to open the fight on horseback with rifles. Their escorts dashed forward. Yellow Hand oe gan to spin around Bill in a circle, and Bill began to circulate on a circle himself. Around and around went like swallows in the air. white men and savages were eager sp»*ctators. Kaeh combatant had his leg over his horse's fore shoulder, and each was swinging head downward, awaiting an opportunity for a fatal mother. I've quite deeded to give up long as his legs and spurs as large the army and go into the governor's business!" McHennenin is one of Birdie inaugurated a giggle, until Gus was very much disgusted, and arising from his knees his anger found vent in wonls. He was mad, UM too mad almost to speak. "Miss Hennepin, he finally ejaculated, "with me tliis is no laughing matter. Why should you see anything ridiculous about it?" "You must excuse me, Mr. de Smith— really you must, for 1 am not laugh ing at you, really, now, 1 ani not. I ani laughing at ina. Ma's so funny, you know. Really, she is just too funny for any use. Yes, I was laugh ing at ma." "At your ma!" "Yes, you see, rna she told me only this morning: "Birdie, you are so green that some donkey will take you yet,' and here you come--—" But he was gone. He was in the past tense. It WM he who banged the dour w violent Fennile Fancies. Dr. Mary Walker now venge. Tne swellest ladies The parasol Ft a St. Louis girl, 1 hyenas, and Miles' trooiei*s were rend-. 1 prefer eggs to down, but a mat itur the air with their shouts. Yellow Ill a second Bill encircled bis topknot, land yanked the scalp from his head. With fiendish screams the Indians poured down on him. But old Mile's I troopers were on time, and there was i a* lively an Indian fight as was ever seen in the Big Horn country. Yellow Hand lost his'scalp as well as his life, J^er and bake hi waffle irons. and his soul never reached the happy bunting ground." In the afternoon Dr. Carver and the lion. William F. Only occupied easy chairs on the Hotel Brighton. Their long hair streamed over their shoul ders from beneath formidable sombro ros. Carver wore boots with tops as star fishes. rifts of jewels from the crowned heads of Europe glittered on his raiment. The lower half of I I Buffalo Bill appeared in civilized i garb, but the upper half, with its wealth of watch chain, resplendent' I scarf pin, and broad-brimed hat wine, two or three buy leaves, a lialt il of the frontier. At stated in- dozen cloves boil .'lo or 40 minutes. savoreu tervals the scouts heaved their trail ing locks over their ears and swept the open ocean with their eyes. Little children stared at them in wonderment. The admiration of the ladies however, i was distracted by the presence of (*}l!4rl,.s K. Inland and Senator Koch who sat side by side, enjoying the music of tlie finest band on the islaiul,the fresh sea breeze, and Uie coiuplim*"its of the fair sex. class in the primary department. pants for re of Wheeling, W. Va.. hire their diamonds. Adam was not a polygamist, al though in his day he married all the women in the world. Young man, read this to your We are told that when Jacob kissed Rachel he "1 if tod up his voice and wept." The cause does not appear but perhaps Rachel had been eating onions. Lvnchings are becoming so common in the West that housewives are afraid to leave their clothes-line out over night. In the morning they might find it a inile away with a man hang ing to the end. Minnie Maddem is growing very tall and very thin, so it is said. It will be ini|H)ssible for her ever to become as thin as the plav in which she ap peared last winte# "Never would call a boy of who was he is stationed, and when he last wrote you be was in perfect health." "Oh, yes, I know all that, shot. Tliev tired so close together that maintained ujHn her premises a Imn it soundeti like the crack of one rifle, tain that laid an egg everv niorninir. In a twinkling both horses were biting The Ii. F. not beinjr well versed in the dust. Bill was as spry as a cat. tmlitical economy, and, therefore, not knowing that the mte of production does not increase proportionately with theinereased amount of labor, thought to herself: "If I double that bantam's He was on his feet before his horse struck the ground. Yellow Hand was part I v pinned to the earth by the! weight of his pony. The two men were not over seventy feet apr rt. Be fore the chief could extricate himself! Bill had shot him through the body, It was. however, a flesh wound. Yel low Hand gained his feet, drew bis scalping knife, and went for Bill like a demon. The Indian were yeUinir like i cups of hot hominy, add one table spiKinful of goml butter when cold, add one cup of sifted wheat floor, a little salt, and enough milk to make a stiff batter: add three well beaten eggs, mix the ingredients well to- Sl'ALLOPED Clilt "KEN.—-Cllt cold roast, or boiled chicken, as for salad. Season it nicely with |epper. salt minced onion and parsley. Moisten it with chicken gravy or cream sauce fill scallop shells with the mixture, and sprinkle bread-crumbs over the tops. Put two or three pieces of but ter, the size of a small white bean, upon each, and brown them quickly in a hot oven. Soy Kit's A New York school ma'am com plains that too much favoritism is shown bv the school trustees. She says pretty teachers are promoted to tlie exclusion of their plainer sisters, although the latter may be more in telligent. *Twas ever thus. The pretty teacher is also frequently promoted to of buttermilk, then add twos|ooiisful to the position of wife totlie fxclusion of the inanely teachers and about a year after marriage she wishes she were single and teaching the fourth BOILKH SALMON, salmon whole, or head and shoulders in one piece: sprinkle with salt. Put in the fish Kettle, and cover with equal parts of warm water and Rhine Use a portion of the water to make the sauce add butter, rolled in flour, to thicken, a little eavenne and the juice of a lemon. Boil together: add i jn some sprags of with the fish. CREAM OF RIOE Sorp.— AMHKRST Pf'PIMNO. of a girl: An analysis of drug store soda water at Montreal showed it to be danger ously impregnated with copper and lead. a mine 'Alias.' said Mrs. Jones, of Hunts ville, Ala.. "If I had a hundred to name. Men by that name is alius cut tin' up capers. Here's Alias Thomp son, Alias Williams, Alias the Night Hawk—all been took up for steal in'" A country newspaper reporter visi ted Vassar College for the purpose of fortune getting the views of the young ladies and went to New York to begin anew, on the tariff question. To the very At that time Commodore Yanderbilt lirst one he encountered he opened the 1 subject without circumlocution by re- New York to San Francisco. Garri mj for w they're going to increase the tax on first payment was made gold was dis ehewing-gum we're all free-traders."' covered in California, and the line at A girl at Long Branch speaks with once beanie enormously valuable, an acquired London accent. "Me Commodore anderbilt. though cawt, me eawt, at .1 o'clock," she sang hejuid made a contract, flatly refused to the family coachman, in a voice I loud enough for a veranda full of peo i pie to hear. "Caught what, miss?" tli«' man inquired. A repetition of the order diil not make him understand it. and she had to say,|iu plain American pronunciation, though she lowered her voice aud stepjed closer in doing st»: "Mv cart, stupid my village cart, at 5 o'clock."' question: Before mar- riage "Excuse me, George. Did my arasol hurt you "Oh, no! my dear, would IK* a pleasure if it did." After marriage -"Great heavens! There was never a woman under the sun that knew how to carry a parasol without scratching a fellow's eyes out." "And there never was a man that knew enough to'walk on the right side of a woman with a parasol." "There isn't any right side to a woman with a par asol." "I am so alarmed, Lizzie," exclaim ed Peel —Tliroe-fourths a cupful of butter, three-fourths vou five mi'nutM in which engaged to be married to a young army otlicer. "He hasn't written me in three days." "There is no occasion to get excited: he is out, of the resich of Indians, they there is no epidemic prevailing where Both Lizzie," I said the timid, agitated creature, "but then there's the. armv worm.'' After .Ksop: A iHM-eaved female allowance of oatmeal she will doubt less lay twice a day." She tried the scheme, and, much to her dismay, the bird gave up the manufacture of eggs entirely, but grew fat, and did noth ing but lay down all day long. "Well." quoth the B. F.. "for eating purposes mattress uulle stuffed with eggs can't hold a cii Hand'sknife went through Bill'.i hunt- to a feather bed. I think, after all, I ing shirt, barely scraping the hide. There was a quick struggle, some 'labored breathing ami gritting -of teeth, and Bill's knife slid between the chief's ribs, and pierced his heart. He fell lifeless on the plain. have taken my exit through the larger extremity of the tromlone." Moral— don't study political economy. The Family Coek. HOMINY WAFFLES. TO two tea and slice three or four small potatoes. Slice one onion add salt, a tlade of mace, and a tea-spoonful of chopped parsley, aud one quart of hot veal or mutton st«ek. Boil one hour, strain through a colander pressing the pota to's into the straineu stock add two I cupsful of hot cream, bring it to the I boiled point add half a cupful of freshly loiled rice, and serve quite hot. I BUTTERMILK CAKE*. -Make a smooth batter of flour and one quart of pint of sugar four eggs, five tahle spoonsfuls of stmined apple, the grat ecl rind and the juice of a lemon, and nutmeg and rosewater if you like. Bake half an hour, in a moderate oven in a shallow pudding dish that has been lined with a rich paste, rolled verv thin. I^ it become cool before serving. CREAM TOMATO partially Son*.Use one small knuckle of veal, and one pound of shin-bone of beef boil slowly one hour, with some slices of onions. or three potatoes and a can of toma- I toes. hen cooked, strain through a fine colander. Mix together one table-spoonful of cracker powder, and one cup of cream, and to it a cupful few minutes and serve. Tanderbilt uiid (•srrisoi» I learn that the long standf"ft£ dif ference bet wen the anderbilt and Garrisons have at last been settled. The story of this feud and its origin has never been told before in print. It commenced in 184!t. That year captain, now called Commodore Gar the i n«°"' Mi»is»inpi int.ailt„lion, K"«yw to a'it 'killing his antagonist. The dead man had many friends, and William C. Rallston, his clerk, persuaded Gar i rison that his life would te cons tan t i ly in danger if he staved there. and itl 4 ., ...... „. 1 a I .. 4 I v a 1 .... I 4 k.n. 4 1, 1 to conclude lhe sale and turn over the property. Garrison did all he could to get possession, but to no effect. One morning he went to Vanderbilt's oflice. and, laying down the sum 'agreed upon as the first payment and the contract, asked Yanderbilt to take i the money and sign the contract. He refused to do so in rather harsh words. I Garrison deliberately went to the door of the room, locked it, and nut the 'key in his pocket. He then drew a six inch Derringer pistol, cocked it, and said: "Commodore Yanderbilt. lit is now five minutes to by the dock on your mantel. I will give to (•mitract. If it is mt SiKm-.T who., ttiat clock strikes II, at its kst stroke, I spatter your brains all floor!" Tick, tick, went the clock. Garrison's pistol, with its huge, yawn ing black muzzle was within eighteen inches of Vanderbilt's brain. would not move, for Garrison's eyes were as cold and bard as those of Atropos the pitiless fate. A moment would be certain death within the instant. time. It was four minutes, three minutes, then only two minutes lie fore he had to die. When it was thirtv seconds to I Yanderbilt picked up his pen. took the paper, signed it, and,handed it to Garrison. As the lat ter took the struck the first stroke of 11. Garrison unlocked the door, and went away. That afternoon the news of Vanderbilt's capitulation caused with no one near to keep! liow it had happened. "Oh, 1 sup pose the old man saw lie had been wrong," was all the reply he ever made. The episode of the pistol and the dramatic incident attending the signature Twenty years after it tx-cur niodore Vanderbilt himself told the story. For years everything Yander bilt could do was done to thwart the stout old commodore who had com pelled him to do what he had promis ed. But Garrison throve wonderful ly in California. He made the house of Garrison. Fritts & liallstou a power en the Pacific slope. His old partners 'are dcadl and he is fighting I peace between him and his great rival's family at hist.-—Washington Herald. Perils of*a llalloon 1st. breeze from the Boil a an altitude ot meters. It was m^k dishx*atiiig it sailing smoothly before a moderate once summoned southwest, when it1 animation of the eronauts bad to throw out a large quantity of ballast. The bad weather lasted throughout the night. In the morning the balloon was over Charle voix. There, at a height of 500 meters, the pigeons were loosed, but tliev luive not as yet rej)orted themselves at their home. A successful descent wius made th« •HIAV FIIIFI UAWA LINT .• .1. .1. parsley, and serve hot neighborhood of Brussels. Be- fore reaching the earth the outer cov ering of the balloon became detached, wit)i a sound as if a cannon shot, and I made a parachute-like descent on its own account, falling a kilometre dis tant. The count attributes this acci dent to the imjterfect attachment of the small cords which held the cover ing to the net work. He intends, how ever, to renew the experiment. .Another cause which shortened the journey was that the balloon itself had not been revarnished since the last ascent, and there was an incessant i escaiK" of gas. which., combined with the bad weather, prevented its remain- ing in the air. The Count is too en- of corn meal, two well beaten eggs, a thusiastic an aeronaut to be daunted little salt and one tea-spoonful of soda. by these little mishaps, and ina month dissolved in a cup of new milk. Beat or so. L'Hanizan, tlie balloon will well together, and bake on a hot grid-i make a new departure from La die. aud serve as soon as baked. i Villete. AN INDIAN "FOURTH. How It Waa at the Devi!** Lake The Devil's Lake Ihikotai Pioneer Press thus descril»es tin' celebration of Imlepedence day at the mission there: i Over one thousand Indians gathered! into a camp one-half mile northwest: of the Indian agency to celebrate the fourt'i. (n July .'5 they began pitch ing their tspecs or tents in the form of a square. Within this square their' two sports and games are held. The wig wanis wert- built of sticks crossed at lol' u,u^ of the soup mix thoroughly, and hernalia. The camp was arranged on pour all together, season to taste, boil a plateau ojverhiokud by the stirrouiid- 1h if a took the advice, r-—~ 4 Garrison owned a line of sailing vessels from umect wittiout circumlocution lv re- .New lorK to ran rancisco. ijrarn- „.wi i i ,.t i iii ..i i- i i iM'ctecKed and Iw'smeared into hi larking: I supin.se you girls go in son proposed to buyout this line, and ,r protection.' We did she said I after some negotiation a price and I i. a sweet gurgle but it, terms wore agreed upon. Before the }uirl()(mis song i i i i .4 •. .1 \r- as an Iowa farmer at a countv fair, icrefore he had lctter quit the Missis-: •, i n •, and the more impecunious looked sippi river for giKxl, Having quite a i „. 4i +i o e u i a s i n i i a n e a a e o *iXi. that!sJ"'""'e l"" ajuu.-i.-u i,» s I',"" over this 1 ^uuu'ro(^s complicated and exciting maneuvers. There were foot-races. horse-races, and other athletic and' manly sports. The prizes were made by donation, and ran from $1 to He *i*l Heart. Left Bear, Lipto, Ax Handle, Ovetanka. The Indians evidently en joyed it, and it was *ui occasion not soon forgotten by the thousand pale faces who witnessed it. of the tith Wisconsin. hear, there is The voyage of the Count de Dion's balloon came to an abrupt and unbook ed for determination at Brussels on the day following the start from La Villette. The Count has given the fol lowing notes upon the erial journey storm was at its highest a large of himself and his three companions: Son after starting the balloon nttain- praying covered with canvas. They v i a|' i kinds of headgear, shells, and P'PPS- and other characteristic parap- ing hills. The Indians, in a measure, were the guests of the day us well as actors, everything leing supplied by the agent and trader. The cooking was done on the .'Jd. In the center of the square a skin was stretched on four ornamented up right sticks. Around this eight sturdy, solemn-looking bucks sat in full war paint and gaudy trappings and chanted for a lla|f limv| tune was observed. The exercises opened with a cattle display, the stock lieing cattle and jMmies accumulated by their own thrift. The exhibitors stalked around with as much dignity 1 I them with the same reverence uljn(,sS lip,)am} TllPV thHl. oUl of thei. at that a wayside yokel does at a prosperous fanner in the east. In the evening the games begun, the drums being the' signal. One hundred "big Injuns," Ix'decked and In'smeared into hideous1j all! ,.arried arri( ,!,'ir typings and tr,phies, 110rebarl«mcdaj*s. such as shells, beads, claws, skins, tomahawks, knives, and Iwws and arrows. They kept time with the dram in a wild dance, each one assuming the most fantastic position and twist ing himself into all kinds of fantastic contortions. There was a certain har mony pervading their movements. that the more attentive observer might i lunvevor discover. One soldier could not resist the temptation to join in the dance. and Hung himself into it with an earnes nessand.enthusiasm thataaton-1 ished poorLo himself The dancing „()t continued three hours, the drum beat- ing all the time. Dog meat was served for refreshments. Tin* dog was killed, and from the way in which the dancers gesticulated and grimaced when they 1 1 1 A approached him, there must have been 1 s 1:,m 1,1, so One of the marked features of the day was a game of lacrosse, in which a hundred Indians participated. I Among the old chiefs present were' ff1Wanata, Littfe Fish, Iron Iron Itrig'iide Reunion. The second annual reunion much wonder. Garrison was asked on the l.'ith and 14th of Sept. Gen. K. I sun-! S. Brayg acting President of the Iron Garrison never sioke of. much determination as you moved on •red. Com-! South Mountain the 14th of September 1S152, twenty-one years ago." gettiag a Dislocated Netk. One of the most remarkable cases on record came to light yesterday in Dover township. Ed ward Swart/.' of that place, was out in the woodland during the severe storm of last week, and could find no shelter except un der the large trees. He was standing close to a large tree, and when the limb was suddenly caught in a rain storm iy Mr. Swart/. They were satisfied which beat so heavily upon it that the jjuil |ie could not live in that condi tion, and the only hope for him was to have the break set. The operation was a dangerous one. All present expressed their belief that the man would die. The doctor informed the unfortunate man of the dangerous if he was willing at once to have the operation performed, he replied in the affirmative. The family of the man was summoned to his bedside, and he bade good-by to each one, ex pecting that he would not survive the successful result operation. One 4 were ornamented on the inside with "erabl* at'tention among the medical flirKi| f„n„will|c »Imndml buck. „,K.mv hv th,. (i.Kl that ma,I.- 1 wil ?n?l pfrfonmil „„t „„til the chaplj. read number charged, of the Iron Brigade will be held at I*a Crosse Brigade Association, in the absence of Gen. John Gibbous, has issued the call and says: "Comrades, advance un armed on I^i Crosse in 1SS" with as Business and social meetings will be held on both days. 1XK* II committees will make all necessary arrangements and proper arrangements will be made for reduced railroad rates. Major Karl M. Rogers and Capt. Lloyd G. Harris will read appropriate papers on the late Col. John A. Kel- disense I logg, of the Hh Wisconsin. Garri-, G. M. Woodward will read with an indomitable courage. v o«m son has lived years and years longer Captain Wilson Colwell, than his family could have hoped for. Wisconsin, and Adjutant The loss of his'eldest son a few months ago greatly shocked him, and in his last days he has forgiven all his enemies^ and, as 4 Adjutant :i pajH'i* on ot the 2d I. rous one on Major John F. AWat- Manser, I kindred. If of the of 1 the physicians took hold of the patient's, head, two others at the neck and shoulders, and the fracture was successfully reduced. Th e patient said at once he felt bettor, that he had more feeling in his lxxly, which had leen completely paralys ed at the' time. The doctors can not say what the result of the operation will be. If the spinal cord waa not injured thejwtient. it is thought, will recover. He is doing as well as can be expected, and at last account* hojH?s of his ultimate recovery were entertained. The i i a s e a a s o n fraternity owing to the nature of the injuries,—Reading Pa. Journal. A WAR RELIC. farlow Document from MM Hattle-Pleld. an Arha»« The battle of Prairie Grove, Washington county, in Arkansas, WM fought on Sunday, Dec.. 7. 1862. The forces engaged in the bloody conflict were commanded on the union side by (ten. Hernn and Gen. Blunt, and on the confederate side by Gen. Himlman. The numerical strength of the armies was about H,H)o on the union side and 24.MH) on the side of the rebels. )tur townsman, Col. D. Wickersham, was there with two batallions of the 10th Illinois cavalry regiment, and he was in command of all the cavalry on the field that day. The pur|wse of this brief mention of the battle of Prairie Grove is to intro duce to notice a relic of the drew Ifol strife. This relic is associated with a curious experience of the chaplain present. He, sometimes afoot, and then again mounted on bis horse, {Missed through our lines, surveying I the carnage until finding himseif on a slight rise of ground in the rear of the cavalry and alout half a mile from a battery of the enemy, a dis charge of grape shot, fell within twenty feet of him. Not being much acctiK tomed to that sort of business, he did not think about gettingout of the way, but continued to survey the exciting stru^fg-le of the armies. Yery another shmver of tlu, (lead:soon, missiles was belched from the enemy's cannon, and this time fell im- jy v missiles pi.essivel just a 1(1 the chu{,iaiu. (/ot out of there? of oouwe too w[sxm,w eithor Hut for all that t, (f huU not hiiaself that%he firing was meant for him. But that afternoon, when the field late was ours, and the foe had silently fallen W 4 .- S a i i i i u a u I N i K e back into the she tor of aUjaMmt p1T,.i„u, pi,.,.,, "second" did be fully comprehend o{ military lifratun- Vis pu-k«i up to s .u^ru-a And the danger he had leen in. and the blun der of the Gen. Hindmau's artillerist in thinking that he was trying to kill a commanding officer, when he was only aiming at a chaplain. ADDRKSS TO TI1K TROOPS. HKADyUAltTER.S Fll!ST MISSISSIPPI AR*Y CORPS TRANS IX THE FIKU, Dee. 4, 1802. SoLPfERS: From the com mencement to the end of the bear constantly in battle mind what I now urge upon you: 1. Never tire because your comrades do, nor because vou happen to see the «neniv, nor for the sake of liring rapid ly. Always wait till you are certainly within the range of your gun then single out your man. take deliberate aim as low as the knee, and tire. 1. When occasion orders, be sure to pick off the enemy's officers, especially the mounted ones, and to kill his ar tillery horses. Don't shout except when you charge the enemy. As a general tiling keep silent, that orders may be heard." Obey the orders of your oflicers, but pay no attention to idle rumors or to wo ills of unauthorized jersons. 4. Don't stop with your wounded comrade the surgeons aud infirmary corps will take care of him. Do you go forward and avenge him. 5. Doy't break ranks to plunder If we whip the enemy all he has will be ours if not. the spoils will be of no beuelit to us. Plunderers aud strag glers will le put to death on the this duty. The cavalry spot. File-closersareespecially charged with in likewise attend to each man was wrenched off of a tree near by i utterly destroy them. We can do this and precipitated across Mr. Swart/.'! we must do it. our country will be injuries sustained arms and give us a. glorious victory. Official: K. C. .operation. The parting scene with had to contend against on the battle the family was an affecting one, not Held.—Springfield Journal. soon to be forgotten by those present. Meanwhile Mr. Swart/ was perfectly i Father, and extending the blessing of God upon the work to be done, and rear will it. Rememlier that the enemy you en gage has no feeling of mercy or kind ness towanl you. His ranks are made up of Pin Indians, free negroes, south eru tories, Kansasgjawhawkers, and hired Dutchcut-throats. These bloody I ruflians have invaded your country, stolen and destroyed your homes, and deliled pnierty? I driven your children from their the graves of your of you will do what I have here urged upon you, we will Physicians were! ruined if we fail. and made an ex-1 A just God will strengthen you, we our T. C. HINPMAN. Major General Commanding. NEWTON, MR. MORGAN, conscious and talking freely. He re-! Minister to Mexico, noticed that the I plied to the physicians when question- Fourth of July last the usual eour about the critical nature of iie opera- tesy of displaying the flag from the i tiod. that he was in their hands and legation flag-start was omit ted by the in the hands of God, and that they! German Embassador at the Mexican should do their best they could for capital. In a sharp note he called at liini. It was found that the fort'i tention to the matter, and the flag waa joint of the neck had been fractured, promptly unfurled. In the note to the 'Rev. J. C. Deininger was also called .representative of the Fatherland, Mr. in. He held religious services in the room, committing the unfortunate man to the hands of the all-wise A. A. Gen eral. The chaplain referred to above is the well known Francis Springer, of this countv. He has an original copy of Gen. Hindmau's address in his pos- condition he was in, and when asked session, possibly the only copy now in xistence. It is printed 011 a 10x4i inch slip of flimsy paper, in coarse brevier type, and constitutes in its tone and spirit one of the most remark able proofs of the desperate character of the enemv, which the union forces the Lnited 8tatew Morgan, said be would consider it a person:*! insult if the customary court esy were omitted. He received no reply to this note, but Independence Day was duly honored.