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A BASK BILL BALL.IB. J. Pinlth in lwd. Hint Tine young man W»» m-Vr ntaalt him mot*. He WJ4Ka mpmlrr of mir chib WJ»O- tsr.i. Hta |irivat«- irtiH** wt-rv imnienm*. Hb nmiun-r tr«** ami bluff He *-rv n |miwr collar, ami Was iii-vi-r known to muff. Htt rnrclv look a drink mw strong Than kmioiuuU* or pop Heluitfl itmukuniK. ntil was a Muimifhvnt shortKtop. HI* wiin Roman. ami bis ey«** Oomiiuuilly were IM*»*I«-I} ITE K1' ft siil.'ti.lid umpii0, MkI AlxMiiittfiii li-ft Held. Hb hair wa« rv«l nnl tthiitiflol clow: H'li sunliurntsl HS hi* fact* H«» iifvi-r shoucd with m^rv »*(Twt Tbun on rli- si-tMiid Iww. EMntf a num. he had hi* faults, Alvl likcwiw hnvo *e all Re f«»li a prvfervno- for th# New York nvnla'l"" Though not a matrimonial SUM, H- di-oil v IiivinI a match And. liki- lii siMtfrs. had but few Superiors on tlw catch. Heiuul a nobl«* mtnd. an eke A very hu|i|iI' wriKt: And whVn Ik* pu.-tifd in- icon tbe Itall His own p»«cnlinr twist. (fpolitii-x and I'liurcli a(T« dim IIf" hi-ld l*-*trU't«*l views Hix W^N- IIMUIIIV EM-AIMD In cam &MM.iub-iMuie«i ttlioea. But In- i* gone. With Ins and out* Forvvcr ht* ix done He broke his heart and hurt bin Kpltfii, In making a home run. His bodv we have planted BOW, Hi* soul i« in the sky: The anjrelR reached from heaven down And u*ik him on the th WEIGHED IN THK BALANCE. Solomon Speed was a builder by oc cupation, a hard-working, calculating-, saving man. who had come to Bel mont when the town was new, attrac ted thither bv promise of much oc cupation in tlhe line of his calling: He was a good mechanic, a fair archi tect, competent to sujM»rintend the er ection of any ordinary building, and §ble to do much of the tatter class of work with his own hands. He was also a shrewd man. When he had thoroughly inspected the town and its surroundings, he saw that its possibili ties were great, and all the money he flould raise and all the credit he cared to ask were invested in land. And he 4id not mistake. He lived to see land that he had bought at the rate of $ 0 «per acre sold for $1 per square foot, lie built for himself a large and com fortable dwelling in the new town, feeling well assured that he was set tled down for the remainder of Lis life. Solomon Speed had three children— three sons—Nathan. Thomas, and Peter, aged respectively IK, 10, and 4. This 4-year-old son was the child of a second wife, married after Mr. Sjeed had built his new house in Belmont and we may say here that the two elder sons were never quite reconciled to their fathers second marriage. They had inherited all his shrewdness, and., having seen that wealth was likely to ilow in upon their father, they did not take kindly to the idea of an increase in the number of his heirs. The step-motlrer they never ill treated—that they dared not do—but they never liked her. nor were they heartily kind to her. After little Peter had Iwcome large enough and strong enough to creep around upon his hands and knees, and anon to stand tipon his feet, the two brothers, large and strong, sometimes spoke pleasant ly to him, and woulu pick him up when he fell, but they never kissed him, and never gave him brotherlv love. But the child was not without a playmate of his own sex. In the fam ily. adopted bv Solomon Speed, was a boy named Robert Ash worth, a son and only child of his—Speed's—only sister. His father had dieu when Rob ert Wits an infant, and his mother had survived her husband but a few years. On her dealhlxnl she had called her brother to her side, and begged of him that he would take care of her bov, and he had promised that he would do so. Robert was at tint time 5 years old, just the age of Thomas,'and from that time he been one of the family, enjoying all the advantages of life and education that his two cousins en joyed. But with the dawning of better times -sis the prospect of wealth open ed upon the family—the aspect of Robert's situation changed .somewhat. As Solomon Speed began to gain more money than hecould sjx'nd, lie became more and more inclined to save, and he came, in time, to look upon his sister's child a# a burden which he ought not to bear. And the same feel ings found life in the bosoms of Nathan ami Thomas. As their prospects »rew brighter and brighter they le£an to cl icrisli the fear that they might be called upon, in some way, to share with Robert, their "pauper cousin," as they had called him more than once. Robert Ash worth loved the bright eyed, flaxen-haired child, and never f&red of carrying him in his arms and laying with him in all sorts of ways. n fact, the time came—it had come at the time at which we open the story—when little Peter and his mother were the {xxr cousin's only friend—the only ones who loved him %nd contributed to his happiness. At the age of 10 Robert concluded that lie had been a burden upon his Uncle long enough, and he suggested .that it might be well for him to go Out into the world and seek his own fortune. Uncle Solomon thought the the same and Nathan and Thomas lK»th co-inoided and the uncle, stipu lating that the boy should never trouble? him more—should never ap- rim *al to him for money—ofi'ered to give $100 in money. The lad had thought his uncle would give him Something, but this condition aroused his indignation, and he would not take a penny. He had $10, saved in two veal's, and he would make that Answer. Mrs. Speed, who was becom ing thin and pale and weak, wept with bitter grief as she held his hand for the last time, and from little Peter she Was forced to tear herself away. Time passed on. Mrs. S[»eed re *'Beived two letters from Robert—one "Written tot St. Louis aud the other away out toward the Rocky Mount ains. She answered them lxth. In the last she confessed that she was weak, wjth little hope of life remain ing. At the end of a year and a half he wrote his third letter, from the Pa citic coast bidding her that she should i direct her answer to San Francisco. He was going to the mountains le vond Sonora, but a friend in San Vraneisco would forward it to him. Another year passed, at the end of which time his last letter to Mrs. i|x*ed was returned to him. She was Jlead. and the wanderer wrote no more I letters to his old home. Ten years more hail passed when Robert Ash worth—no A* a strong, rug-! jred, brown-faced, full-bearded man of {.H niet a man who had come from llelmont within a year. From Ibis man he learned that Solomon Ppeed was dead, and that the older Sons were carrying on the business, They were loth married, and had fam Ilies, and were looked uj»on as being I Very wealthy. At all events, they were proud and aristocratic. Five years more, Robert again heard from the old home—this time meeting With a man whom he liatt known in the days of his boyhood. Nathan and Thomas Sjteed were still nourishing, their business being simpl\ the lxk- i ing after their real estate and {tersonal property, and in spreading the glitter Of their wealth nefore the world. Their half brother, Peter, had! flard HurUnffton Hawkeje. rrown to be man of twenty, and was at work in one of the mills be longing to them. By some sort of liocus JXK'US lim. i he had been left pxr at I i i s a i i e s e a e e n e n e n i e y ujxm his elder brothers. Robert's in formant could not fullv explain but: e e i e v e a o S o o o n y i s w i a e e v e y i n o N a a n a n o a s a k i n e o i n t- u a r dians to Peter, the boy at that time i having been only 9 years of age. And still the years sped on. Robert I Ashworth, in the way of monev-mak-1 ing, was fortunate. A strong, health-1 ful. honorable man. dealing justly! with all. and respecting the rights of! all with whom he came in contact, he made friends wherever he went, and made no enemies. Early in his mountain experience he struck a pro lifie mine, and bought it. When he erected his shanty on his land there was not another human habitation' within fifteen miles of him. At the i end of twenty years, still living upon the same spot where he had first erect e i s s i e a i n o o s a n a y i and birch-bark thatching, he was' father of a town of 4,LHX) inhabitants —its mayor, and its chief man in every way. lnve-and-thirty years had now elasp ed since Robert Ashworth left the eastern home to seek his fortune, and the fickle dame had never, in all that time, played him false. Only, he luul found no society in which he cared to spend the calm evening of his days. His heart turned longinglyback upon the old home. In all the years of his wanderings he had seen no woman whom he could love well enough to make her his wife and he praved that he might yet find a faithful bosom upon which he could rest his weary head in trustful confidence flicked and love. So he offered all his Dorado property for sale and though people were pain ed to see him leaving tnem, yet tliey gladly bid for his valuable estate. When all his business had been set tled, and the balance-sheet brought! to him by his private secretary for in-1 spection, he was truly surprised. At first he eould not believe it. He had known that his property was extensive and valuable and had known also i that his bank account was large, see ing that he owned the bulk of the bank himself but when he looked at i the foot of the column of totals, and saw the sum total of all—saw it run ning away into the millions—over three millions—when he was assured that he mid aright, and that the lig ures did not lie, he was astonished. i Government bonds had then came into the market, and luul already reached a premium. His first move-, ment on reaching San Francisco, was to lock 000,(.MX) safely up in regis tered bonds. The money was de jxsited with the sub-Treasurer there, with orders that the bonds should be sent to his address at New York. Af ter paying for the bonds he had left between $l,ooo,(MX), and $2,ooo.(MM) in gold, of which he reserved sufficient to pay his expenses on the road, plac ing the rest in banks, and taking a draft on New York in exchange, w i a o s e u i y s s a k e e a v e into the hands of a reliable express company. And it was well that he did so, for between the Great Salt I Jike and Cheyenne his jxx-kets were i Arriving in New York,'Robert first looked after his home and his draft. The bonds were safe and awaiting his call, while the draft arrived ou the very day of his own arrival, having come on the same train. And now for his visit to Belmont. If he could not find a loving heart there, then he knew not where to look. Bet if he was to find true love it must not be known that he was wealthy. No, the love his heart yearned for was a pure, loyal love for jxKr Bobby Ashworth, gust as he was when he set forth to seek his for tune. So he went to a clothing store where second-hand garments were sold and purchased a full suit as sadly worn and faded as he could feel com fortable in, clad whk'h he sat forth on his trial trip. Arrived at Belmont—andthesteam cars t»xik him to the very center of the town—he found theplace wonder fully grown. Where he had left green fields and tangled hedges, were now broad streets. Hanked with i stores and dwellings. In short, the place had crown to full six times its size five and thirty years before. At! the smallest and pxrest public kouse he stopped and ordered sup]er and, i while it was being prepared, he asked after the Speeds. Diu any one pres ent know them? Yes, a man was sit i n e e i n e a r- o o w o a formerly worked for them. Said he "Well, strangvr, it would be very' dillicult to tell you just how they i ried a woman that made a j-aved of him." "But didn't his father leave anything "Not outright. The old man, some how. got set against the bov he was wild and frolicsome. ers- Robert got away as quick as possible i-esolved next to call upon his cousin Thomas. He found Thomas at home, and clearly under the influence of wine— intoxicated, but his blood unduly heated thereby. "Is of every dollar he had with They shook hands, a few more words, and then Peter exclaimed: "O Kitty! in all the days of my early childhood, saving only my sainted mother, this was the only true a i o v i n i e n I a y o u s i n Roliert. I was but a wee bit of an ur- chin when he went away, but I can remember how my mother had to tear my arms from his neck, as though it had been but yesterday." Kitty greeted the man conlially, thought at first inclined to be shy. At length she said with a smile that capturod cousin Bob forever: "Really. Cousin Robert, I ouglitnot to feel that you are a stranger. Peter has talked of you so much and so of ten, and stand. If you could take'em for what' lower end of the village, and sh&l they thiuk of themselves, they'd be SJMMUI the night there/' two of the biggest men in creation,) "Spend the night there! You will. That's Nathan and Thomas. About a eh? How's that Kitlv?" score of years ago they got to feelin" "I think we can make him comfort above work and tw»k to plavin' the able," the wife said. big-bug etiticrly. They let out the "Well. I think so too, Robert." mills, and went to livin' on the in- By and by. after three of the chil terest of their money and it's my opin- dren—the youngest—luul In-en kissed ion 'at they've come to dippin' pretty all around and put to lx'd. and, bv the e e i n o e i i n i a i o w s u w a y e i e 4- y e a r- o o e ever they'er proud enough." named after the elder of the ilk. cried "And Peter Speed—what has be-1 lustily when they tore him away from come of him?' "Uncle. 'Obert"—he was to be uncle to! "Oh, lie is here, the same poor, them—after this, said Peter, in his' hard-workin', unfort'nit man lie al-jfrank, hearty, oil'hand way: ways was. lie did. one SJM11. drink a i leetle tx much, but he tianally mar- come home somewhat under the him safe to be trusted with money so he night, and must have been chlorform left it in the care of his twoelder broth- ed "Well, pursued Robert, "andwhat!him a friendly pat on the knee, and. a v e e y o n e o i s e a k i n o e e a o n y o u 'Reallv. stranger, I don't like to worry. Thank God, you have health say anything against them two men, and strength. Well fix you up a grxxl but if the truth was told I think it! comfortable shake-down here, old fel-i would come out al they meant, from low, and we'll l«xk around and see! the first, to have the whole property 1 1 o u i w o u I k a s a i n u o n e w e n 1 a n a v o i i if their broiher should marry her. It was very near the hour of mid-1 Howsumever. Peter took his own way. night when the trio began to think of He married the dear girl, and he's the bed. As they arose from their seats' father of five as pretty children as Rolx'rt took a hand of Peter's and one you ever set eyes on. and as happy as of Kitty's and so held them while he, can be. notwithstandin' he has to dig sjxike. His voice was tremulous, and pretty hard to keep the wolf from the his eyes were brimming. door." "Peter! —Kitty!—True hearts!—I Nathan Sjieed had grown to be a road. So I was, but—I luul taken the man of four-and fifty, red-faced and precaution to send my fortune on' obese, dressed in satin liouse-robe. pride stamped in every feature. His wife, sitting near by, was the same. Her face !xtraved the use of the wine- cup. while the sparkle of many dia- reckon up my possessions, six months monds told when* much of her lius-1ago. and found myself the owner of band's money had gone. more money than 1 could ever sjiend, i What a sight for the proud man to I felt the need of the one thing that meet in his own front hall! A stout. was not mine—a true heart to love— broad-shouldered man. brown-visaged a heart to love me i:i return—and and full-bearded, habited in a pover- somebody to help me enjoy my wealth. ty stricken garb, and evidently very There! Jow to bed, amfon'the mor o o o w w e w i o n s i e O n e i n y "Nathan! don^t ydu know me?— dear Peter—your davs of digging and you o u s i n o e A I v e a e v i n a e a s a n o n e K i y hard luck on the road. Beyond Chey-1 He drew her gently toward him, and I enne I was robbed of every dollar I Ishe kissed him—a sweet, sisterlv kiss, had with me, and i warmed with dewv eyes, and a loving, "Hold on The proud man raised smile, but she could not speak. his hand. He wanted to hear no On the following morning Robert more. He knew of no claims which learned for the first time that the1 his cousin could have on him. And: grand residences of Nathan and further: "You promised your uncle [Thomas Speed were for sale. They had you would never again apply for help." "Ilave I asked for help?" "No: but it was coming." "No, Nathan, you mistake. I only ask a friend." "Then you'd better go and hunt up your cousin Peter. He would make a boon companion for you, I doubt not.'' And Thomas was even more un|in kind than Nathan had been and he, too, tauntingly advised the pxr wan den-r to go and seek his cousin Peter. as one who would Ix* a fitting compan ion for him. And to Peter Speed's poor cottage Robert made his way. Not even a poor roof to cover his head had the wealthy broth brother. The ing to Nathan and more tlm had come very near being turned out i?111' for non-payment of nmt. '^V1, it Come in where it is light." And lie led the new-comer into the little kitchen, where the supjer tab!e stood, A ith the remains of the evening meal upon it. By the lamp-light Robert saw a woman—the sweetest faced wo man he thought, he had ever seen— standing near the table and near by two of them at the table, two sit ting by the stove, while one clung to its mother's dress—were five children the oldest not more than 12. "Ah! I know you! Yes, I can see the dear old face, notwithstanding the vears, and the brown tan, and the beard. Robert, old fellow! bless your dear, true hear! how are you." ivere to be Rolx-rt's chosen compan ions thenceforth to fear the wolf— they and their little ones—no more fonrver. "What!' cried Peter, when the *-u houses, and lands, clear of all wayfarer had made himself known, '^-""ibrnnce. formerly belonging to Bobby? Don't deceive me. But that was not the worst. The worst came when Nathan's wife was i brought to the need of applying to cousin Robert for help. The crowning ioy was yet to come J— a joy of which Robert Ashworth had often dreamed, but which he had never dared to promise himself. After Peter and Kitty had moved into the great house, Kittv's sister Mary came to visit them. l\lly was the name by which she was always called. She %sas i "Say. old fellow, i suppose you have weather, eh?" Robert told, him that he had left San Francisco with lietween $200 and fcl(M) in his pocket, but he had been robbed between (treat Salt Dike and Cheven- -thought ne of every dollar of it. "I went to and un- sleep in the car," he explained, "at on top of that." I "Well, well," cried Peter, giving what can be done. I wish you could in their own hands. For a time they find work here and live with us. You refused to let the poor fellow have shan't pay a penny more than it costs money, ou the plea that he would drink I us. Anyhow, here's your home for! it all up, and then, when he fell in now. Robert." love with Kitty Moore, they told him Robert said he would think of it. if he married her that they would And he told the story of his visit to cast him off forever. Yoy see. Kitty, the mansions of Nathan and Thomas, bless her sweet face! aye. and bless Peter's brow contracted and his face her noble heart, too! Kitty was a'grew dark. He said but little. "For |HK)r girl—an orphan—work in' in one my Kitty's sake, he whispered, "I of the mills, and the big-feelin' men I i never speak the names of those men i It was just in the edge of the even- don't want you to be spending the in a i a u u n a e v e n i n a n i i n s e u a i o n s u o n e u u e the door-bell was rung at the aristo- I came back to the old home resolved cratie residence of the Hon. Nathan that I would put my flnve cousins ill speed, and .shortly aftecwards a to the balance and weigh, them. I a servant announced that a man have done it, and you know the re-, wished to SJK*ak to the master. suit. I told you I was rohlxd on the i i ahead of me: so I only lost the trifle I a e s e v e o e e n s e s o n y o u r ney. "Dear hearts! When I came to i i irejiehed the end of their financial means, and wished to sellout and} leave the place. Then Robert sat down, with Peter! and Kitty, and frankly gave them a statement of his wealth. At first Peter could hardly believe that he had heart! aright while, as for Kitty, she could not compn'hend the vastness of the s u u e y i n a y k n e w i s e y i Robert went to New York, where he engaged an agent—who was to work his own name—to come to Belmont) and purchase every piece of property that the Sjx»ed Bmthers had to sell, i Then? was great wonderment when it was known that a stranger had pur- (chased all the Speed property and that wonderment was increased ten-! fold when a week later it became known that Robert Ashworth was the U) ,l s w,f'" inatJe, ov,Pr th« the brothers aforsaid. 1 *1? But who shall tell the feelings of Nathan and Thomas when it came to them that the poor wayfarer—the brown-faced cousin—whom they had so harshly turned from their jtloors, was the "power behind the i throne" that had furnished all the money? O! the torture of their vain regn't and deep chagrin was terrible. .V(ars older than her sister, possessing the same sweet face, and Robert fell desperate ly in love at sight, and she very soon loved him in return. When she came to wind her arms around his neck, [and nestle fondly and confidingly upon his bosom, he knew that it was himself she loved and his cup of joy was full to the brim. n.,nK honest Tha Spanish Troubles. .. V,.. MADRID, Am?. 16.—The newspapers with such warmth in his here declare that French speculators heart, that I have regarded you more I raised 75,0(H) francs for the purpose of in the character of a true brother than corrupting the Spanish army and anything else." bringing about a rising. The papers A few more words, and then Peter making this assertion projxise to give lx*tbought himself that his cousin more particulars concerning the might be hungry. But no. He had eaten a hearty supper just before dark. "I eat at the little tavern at the scheme when censorship of the press is alxdished. Semi-official journals admit there may be some foundation for the glory. Clippings from The Italrv. Clouicd cream is made by heating the milk to KS*. and then setting it in the usual way for cream to rise. As is well known, the cream comes up very thick. This cream is very easily churned by merely beating it in a bowl, when it makes a delicately fla vored butter, which will not keep for more than a few days. Few ]x?rsons who write ujxm dairy matters seem to have a right idea of the cause of this thickening of the cream, and the pe culiar quality and cliaracter of the butter made from it. These depend wholly upon the fact that the albumen in the milk is coagulated by the heat and rises to the top with the cream, and so adds to its bulk as well as to its solidity. This albumen gives the pe culiar flavor to the butter as well as prevents it from keeping. Hundreds of thousands of cattle, horses, swine, and sheep are sacrificed yearly for want of competent medical attendance. There is ample rtxm in this country for 10,000 veterinary sur geons. That would give an average of 1,000 horses and 4,ooo cattle to each one, not to speak of the swine, sheep, and dogs which are always needing medical care. To support these in comfort would require about $20,000, 000 annually, or about $4 for each owner of a farm, or about #2 for each jx-rson owning animals that require occasional treatment. It would pay well if the owners of animals should each adopt a system common in France of employing a surgeon at a small annual sum to visit and care for his stock regularly, to advise in regard to their condition and treat ment, and to suggest proper sanitary precautions. This would prevent nearly all the losses which now occur, and which undoubtedly amount year ly to $r0.ooo,ooo, and would save at least an equal amount in losses of service by sickness of the animals. There is, indeed, a great need of veterinary surgeons, and young men having a learning that way might do well to follow iL WHEN ON* remarks concerning filthy stables and their unfavorable effect u|x»n the health and profitable well being of the animals keep in them, the reader mav not consider it worth particular notice. When, how ever, tke Sanitarian, a journal devot ed to sanitary science, says the same thing, it may, perhaps, attract more notice and this is what the Sanitarian says of this subject: "There is pos sibly no more repulsive sight than a cow stable, and one in which dirty cattle are housed is es|x*cially otFen sive. It has been demonstrated that cows neglected in this resp«*et fail to yield a perfect flow of milk, and it is reasonable to suppose that such is the cjue. The richest of ftxxl may be given to them, but if condition in the stalls is neglected they will not thrive. The food odor of a filthy stable must necessarily permeate not only the animal's hide, but it has Wen proved that the meat of stall-fed steers, fat tened under circumstances is unwhole some: mereover, the milk, even dur ing the period of milking, is liable to absorb the filthy emanations from such stables and to become absolutely poisonous. It would seem, therefore, reasonable that owners and deslers ill cattle and milk should appreciate the importance of cleanliness and its rela tion to health, even as a source to pro fit. The Apple Crop of 188S. i From American Rural Home) From all the information we can gather and from our own observations, we conclude that the apple crop of Western New York, will prove as complete a failure this vear as last. This year, the promise was very light, but a small proportion of the apple trees blooming, and those not very full. There was an almost en tire absence of bhxnn from the great leading market apple of Western New York—the Baldwin. As light as the first promise was, the second was much |XMrer. There was evidently something that prevented fecundation. Although there were many hours of cain during the few days in which apples were in bloom, there were cer tainly two or three days when there were only light showers of short dura tion. We must conclude, if too much rain was the cause of failure, that the pollen was fully riix? during the pro tracted rain storms, and that it had lost its vitality before it became dry enough for distribution. The great cause of the failure of the apple crop of ls:S3, we suspect, was the unfavorable season of 1882, for forming fruit buds. The swarms of aphis in early and mid-summer arres ted the growth of wood, and the later growth formed leaf-buds instead of fruit buds. We have now luul three successive failures of the apple crop in Western New York, involving a loss to our farmers of many millions of dollars. This is discouraging, but failures may not occur again for many years. Louisville as a Gamblers' Outer. A Louisvill (Ky.) correspondent of thePhiladelphia Fimrs biers are all money-spending politic ans,and some of them are office-holders. Two of the latter—Dick Watts, Alder man and Ed Hughes, Chief of the fin* department are regarded as the princes of Louisville gamblers, but back of them and controlling them isa quiet little man, the master gambler of all. The story of Anderson M. Waddell, Dick Watts and Kd Hughes would be the story of gambling here complete, but their ways have been so mysterious that not a great deal can lx'told about them. More is known about the men than the methods by which they have attained their pn^sent phenomenal power. They and their associates have bought outright, and openly use for gambling purpewes, more than a square of improved real estate they do an anual business of not less than $!0,000,(HH). They are so strong and popular with the com muiiity in genenal that not a voice has been raised against them." Th«.- Paper-Collar HoML "Paper collars? You may get them in some of the German barlx*r shops, but we don't sell them," said the pro prietor of one of the oldest gentle men's furnishing stores on Fifth ave nue to a countryman recently. As the representative from the rural di stricts passed out a Commercial-Ga zette reporter asked: "Do you have many calls for paper collars? "Not very many. Once in a while someone will drop in and ask for them but this don't happen twice in a year, and we don't keep them. As I told that chap, some of the barbers keep them. They have a little stock on hand for the benefit of customers who occasionally want a clean collar. Within the past year one ortwo of the big clothing stores have sold them at about a cent a bushel. They were job lots and were handled to draw CW tom." "It wasn't always that way?" "No the time was that everybody wore paper collars. The rage broke out just after the war opened, when linen collars were worth their weight in gold. They were sold by the hun dred at from $3 to $5. The manufac turers used to advertise the cheapness of paper collars by comparing the or iginal cost of linen collars, plus the price of laundrying with the cost of the paper collars, the latter showing up far the cheapest. For a time they wen- generally worn aud then they began to be put up in boxes and be came cheaper. In the course of a few vears, however, the linen collars came back." "Why did the popularity' of paper wane "The paper collar never looked as well as the linen article and the dres sier men soon came to this conclusion. Then, too, the doctors began to swear that the iiajter collars {xusoned the skin on the neck, and that helped things when the down-hill part of the road w as readied. For the last ten years few of them have been sold, and in the last five you might say none. The day of the paper collar was alxmt twelve years.ago but in that time hurdreds of men made fortunes out of it."—Pittsburgh Commercial Gazette. Looking for Joseph. He was hanging around the Grand Central depot the other tlay, begging money to carry him to a town in Mas sachusetts. "What do you want to get there for?" asked one. "To see the owner of a great facto ry," was the reply. "What do you want of him?" "Well, I saw in the papers that he had leen running the factory at a loss for the last six months, but kept going on account of sympathy for his employes." "WellT "Well. I've got a bwHier some where in that state, and I reckou that's the man, that's exactly like him. The old woman out in Wisconsin was bur ied at the expense of the town, the old man is in the poor-ho.ise, and the oth er seven of us have lived on root beer and injun meal for the last vear, but it wouid be just like Josepli to lose $40,000 a year to keep h\s employes fat and well-dressed. I've got a bet of a brindled calf against acornslieller that its Joseph, and I'm hound to get there if I have to fiv. '—-Wall Street News. When a Woman Is Simply Irrestlble. Woman is just tx awfully lovely in newlv laundered Wamsuita and lawn, when fresh from close commu nion with toilet soap and crystal, wa tery bath. She has the ripe-peach fragrance of paradise and the breath of the ca|e jasmine of the tropical empyrean. When a fellow be writes ^'Gamb ling is plainly the most important business in l/ouisville. It gives char acter to five or six of the choicest squares in the commercial part of the town, and exceeds any other brunch of trade in volume of transactions. The pooling rooms, which an all on the sqare on Third street, between Main and Market, handle not less than $t5,000,000 a year. The faro banks, which occupy a large proportion of the houses of two squares on Fifth street, two squares of .lefi'erson street and one square of Green street, do a business of about $3,000,000. The winnings and loosings of the nu merous poker-nxmis amount to $2, 000,000, at a moderate estimate the keno banks absorb about $1,000,000 in the course of each year, mainly the wages of laboring men wid the lottery offices, of which there are over a hundred scattered like drug stores all over town, receive and keep $5(K,(MK) at least, half of which comes from the negroes. These estimates make a total of $12,500,000. The proprietary gam- {Hisses to the windward of a pretty woman who is filling the air with sweetness and purity as she strips gracefully along, he delicately sniff's the air for an hour, as if he had got a snatch of heavenly {wrfume and was trying to woo another whiff from over the the celestial battlements. God bldss the women! If there were none on earth bald headed men and babies would awfully scarce, and courting would lose more than half its flavor. —Bowling Green Gazette. His Ma's l'lan. "What do you want, boy "Ma sent me after a tourists guide." "Sure your mother sent your" \0h, yes, she wants to'know the name of the best hotel at Long Branch and the price jerday." "Going to the seashore?" "No, sir. We're going out to spend two weeks in the country at my Un cle William's, but ma wants to poet up on Long Branch and lx? able to tell everybody what hotel we stopned at, and how expensive it wast**—Detroit Free Press. There are two women now living in Ohio whose husbands fought in the \V ar of the Revolution. One of these is Mrs. Davis, of Perry county: the other, Mrs. Catherine Cliue, of Cin cinnati, now 83 years of age, whose first husband, Robert Cumming, was a soldier iu Washington's army. She is a native of Peun Yaiiey, Pa.