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New Goods
Good News
I have added to
my already su
perb stock, new
and late patterns
In staples and
novelties ....
: They are beginning to Arrive :
1,000 late Cylinder and Disc Phonograph
Records. THE NEWEST AND MOST
IMPROVED TALKING MACHINES . ..'.
G. HEITKEMPER, JR.
Won of tho Paekaon.
"Tha I'acknom nrr happily married,
aren't tbryj"
"Oil, I'm! tt.iy. I hoy timln't lived to.
Rvltier Ihiro week liefimi aim ilIctT
ervd tliat In iln)i-il n ttrvtclifd gam.
of lirl.li:. .N'oiv York l.lfo.
T Mat Fruit
hBho-nid r" ' "'' tot7 Q?'
..... ..... ...l..t linil l.af
ADOUI tO Itminil nuiiinn . "
apeech ilniol t",li ,l"1"1' ,or
forty-rouryeurai
0vro-.Unled wuuian?
8lic doul kiww It fni "
when flit) "' t il'lUI of W ''"
wouinti who "'"''I ltcli Utv
tor n tiiilmv In i-nt, ami nr vntliw "
iIid Ikhhiiii ilimi" ""'I remained '
til Jut the uthi-r ily
(leoriw (llioilKtitfull)) I wonder If
tiyUnly td tin' ar-ntc- ' , n ,,MY
of tliuaoilulneajMTiliiJ-Cletelaii.l 'l'
Dealer 4.
tm. i. .h. ."..;"' "Vwcm t... LUut th. umun i!'1.w"i',"i ';::
Of Jcaalcit J.iiKlna Jon.a.
Mho planted n packet ot aeoda Uli prld.
WhIL her don looked on Willi lilt head
on the tlJo .
And thoualit. "8h.' burylna ben.,'
When JmlM left, ho duir Ilk umd
In .earth f th luiclmia bone
Bo Jeeelca'a garden It doeaii'taiuw,
Ami JtMlcn'a don I croe. and no
la Jtaelca Jrhklna Jonra.
-Ikula Webb In HI Nlchnla.
At You Plot..
If ii ktiiii nikrf j tm, "Why nrv clay-t-r
KH)ili i liomelyj" yon fin tnVt1 II
kit n roiiiilllnt'iit ur not, at you pleaie
JilillTi'
Caul. For R.Jolcing.
When h. ! Irual jet. lla wutk In nl
III. prUotoJta uut of ilihl
Juil alt duwn III soma l,Jd apot ai.J
Vr
I'or
lait tin I Ulrl til kJIIK lUM
111 ,-ullMiK IUUM.lt li tlilllkllll Dial
a .hiliro Hill coma ttl Ul.
tl. turn Hum .-annul link ton till
II. healed lelin It paet
- Ddiolt Trtbun.
14
mm
11
-:- WHY SUFFER FROM -:
Kidney 1 Bladder Troubles
When MYAL'S STONE ROOT COMPOUND
Is nek a ponltlveremedyT It stimulates
lh kidneys to the full pcrfornunce of their
fiinctloD.'eUaiiutes uric poisons from the
system and acts as a soothing, healing
agent upon th.. bladder. By Its timely use,
healthful conditions of these organs are
promptly restored. HICK, $1.00 per bottle
-. :- . '
PHARM
KttDOD'S
iMfltSY
CORNER
7th a: d Main
Itreets
Klamath Falls, Oregon
Win'. Own Vulct.
"Oar l aiuuplii nboill ilf aouiiil of n
innuN uwn ol(v." alj L'licltf Men
'Mat lui IILf ! lima' full mm' of
Kit' out'li u lukt'Uill CUtuc W ilf rluiii '
to uliuir ilat f Lin U'at muitll
ill.' UoIIitIii'."-VhIiIii(;Ioii Slur.
Indlipulabl..
"Hut I tiiiili-rtlie liiiirttitii tint
tin' Miiii Are )u utri1 nlif iliiMU'tV
"iiiIIh urr; I'll lii-iinl ln'r"-Kutf
a Clly Tliiif
Th. Martyr at Hi. St.ak.
O lrt!Mk, Ih.rr up un in- pll.
IVr 111' I Uli. uu llirv I iI
Wlir la 'I IhV IlUr. will nut l.itl
That I inav nil mVilnt'll mawT
Tlila our II a iMiaJI.. huiiM 1
If fiUtid ftwull ItttM aa firm aa In.
-lJlipliirotl'a Ma(4iln
.
In a Local Option Town.
"Wliat nrt- tin- loat urtaT liniilrril
tliC Otlltll'lll
"I ilun't know all of tlicin." an
attrrnl I'olonvl StlllHill. "but tiniUiu
a uilfit jnlri l mil'." AVatlilugtini
Star
Tin Qma OU Oliow.
Th. old Maliloncl rlrftia. Ih Uniailr.1
Tli. illtna Ihafa lllll "a Ilia "ilral
of .lion a. ... ,
Tha dull and th. din and Ilia l.iuli'a
I In I J.rk lit . ,
Karh Hiiio fiat lh (aunt man aUn.la
on our tea. . ......
Tli rkmna and Hi. tr.aka and Ilia faklra
that ttork ua.
Tli Pink l.uionaJ. kIIIi Hi Union .tin
l,n- . . . ...
Th. rancid panula. but hurrah for lha
tlrcua.
Th. old faihlonad tliclia Dial l..la U.
.41 li iullnl
CbUatoNaHt
A FlnancLr.
JuJf-lloir muy IIium luti- you
Uvn iirrt'll iK'foruJ
PrUourr I'll v. air.
JuiUo-TIkmi I iliall fi-cl It my duty
to luiior tln liiuilinuiii II Hi
1'iliotiiT-ltut, your ttouor, Uut It
uul) fair to Klif a mliuvd ratv to fS'
ular tuiluuii-ral Judiir.
K.tp Ilia LadJr.
Cllmli Hi. Ud.l.r muiid dr round.
Hut li.aikni, tnilti.r-.np'
Dual kit h II (din )ou Klitn rout.
fjUli.l
Tliat ou hat. r.acli.d Ik. lop
lha li.lthl la I1ll"rr In Ik rod
Ui'l luik nur tiat. a tlumiv
U ala)a r.adr lo il.arvlitl
Wllliout a alunntne tuiniv
-Chlao K.coid-llriald
At the sign of the RedsT
lf.lfl tlill It .' lUt til ll I'lalt 111 Itlla. t. I..
nuv ; vi l. " ,,,, " "HI PMIP 111 V (lIPl ft i.
DM o Imio 1 II iml, .11.1 m. ,.( , (,;r "J'1 '.''"'.'''lltlMt
oiiiniaioni linloiii Our IdIUI mllrlnn Ii,,., V..."" "."0111,
in .ra.i. i Mrty lady f K.nll.n,ai, In ton,, , !. T In
II iNNial, lilll WO klion- nur lloio la nil In .l.n., ... I "Mini Ilk.
Ktmalio ami w lHy. ry to kr,.,, b,.., , """"' nl ,
BRUSHES ".Ji'!'-riii' 11..1.1... 1 . ,,' " .'lH I.
.7 1 """""f"""'!', tJllllliii, K ," "'HlllH,
lliu.liri.t'tt'ry ilicninl atvlnal irtit(ic..i' , , ,'"l1Nj
rIUUMz.o rr" ." " ""wti'ii 1
SOAPS ,u!''r H,:"i'.'. -mi-ii. a. "
OV" iiililo 'In P H0111,. 1 ,
lull Ilia 1)1 Hl,a litf H...- , ,. ' "
''anfl mwmrw miiMBiiivKi iiniim. 1
"' " wiw W..U.: .. " ' 'miih, iw.
ami iV
"Hi Ha II....' 1
...: .V'"".
" wn im ; r
' 'Mill, Ik,.-.
mill a H.rfoct ".tilil." O.l a Ih,iiI,i r HUH m-ViT . "'.'."! "'Ul -or
a ir c. nur .T.IkillKill rnlil .,,,, .',;,, Z ' ' "h'pWl
Kriiii-uiticr Tlifhlarj m "ITAH lUADACIIi: Z firii...". .
rOWOKM." IT K.NOUKH A IIII.MMUII . Nl"Al01A
r'uKi-r im.i 1,
STAR DRUG STORB
"The Store that Saves You Money"
Obvjout.
nchli-IIcllo, old ilmp!
kmm
, Ilritliijlil-Niidiliii;. Iiy J01
tliliik'. 'l'ii m' uonll-l'iiik.
Wlnt d'you
r-jliot u
Commencing May 1st
i
Ease and
Comfort
In Travel j
j
Only 12 miles of staging and then a delight
ful boat ride up the Klamath River to Kla
mathFalls
GOING:-Steamer Klaaath leaves Klamath
Falls at 4 a. at. conaecttng with stcsie
at Teeters which fsrlves at Dorrls at 8.
COMING:-AiTivejonis at 4 p. m. by stage
to Teetersjii by boat to Klanath Falls
arriviad; bc at 7:30 In the evening.
Oregon & California
U-ftT'f TuonannvloHAn I'AtiinoHir
' AAUAlO)V'A lUtlAS! VAtlOAtJT
Oarwln Rovtrnd.
II. waa 11 man amuna men.
Hut ataa
'Tla uil, km lion, tkf l.aa lru,
JU mtl u Humane
A yuutia and krautlful woman -And
alia mad. a monkry of Mm
Cldcaa'u N.wa
Painfully SI..
".Mr. II11I1111J11) It u tor) tliiil.) juuiik'
tuan"
-llllil.l: I rIioiiI.I .ir a lira
iifr.ll.l to I ..vlii a Ii-IIit M'rar .Mix
Hni llli' lioxniiM- It'a l.-np jf.ir." Wab
lueloii St.ir
Didn't Stay LcM.
i;ij lltl.'.i l.l.-acl,. .1 l.rr li.llr. bill tho
original olr It toiiilii l.i. k oitalu.
Hlrlla Vin. ( rma o. U-a raiM- of
lliir lljlit tliit fallrtl - NVw urk I'rm
DiKir.nl (Un
Aa a llnliinir.tf tl,lc ailltl I
I One. It.oujlit Uut t af Ui II.
1 Uut my Kir. now Mt m. fJJ
HI., injkn t.ti.ca In half a inlnut.
Iluutull Pwat
Mark.d Down.
I Sir. Iliirililrllc-U'a tn op).i..u that
tli; Influence of li.irraln kjIci 'is lm
1 inunil, If not Hjililii-lr Irrllitluiii.
Mr4 lliir.klrliiw.VVkv it..!. ...un il...
Illlile iirM'aka. npprotliiitly of ('in. nliiiy
and nine!- I'u.'k
Win Precaution,
".My tlwir proft'Skor, ttliy lute jou a ,
bolo In tlio front of jour iimr.ri'lla?"
"Ilvtaiiku I llko to kuou tvliftlivr It
la rululuif or not." .SI111I..L. ,
A Man t( M.tni. (
lira Miitkiip l tlila Mr HlluipuMc
you liatr HK1K-I joitrarlf lo u mail of '
lili'dliaT
.".lullil.- llniiKliIrr f. liiollirr lit
Ilir4llt nil Ur 3. and tbat'a Iba
win of liiwtiaixl I ttaut New York'
Wifkl)
Prltcllla'a Chanca.
"Why din 1 yon aiM-ak f..r our,.lf
j.ti.i.r
IIIm-IIU atkl of I .r Uau
And Aldrn kluahnl I I rlllicr car
And aalJ tu fair lllnllla ruukl kr
"I tlioua-hl I J hjII fur you, my d.ar
It a Lap .ar. .lui. t vu knuw
- I'kkac.i N'at
Thir.'e lha Trcubl
IK(-'Ibv man who can't tikn a
llttla K.kal adtb'v liaa ihiIhxIjt to hlainc
f.ir lilt truUhlt but bllllarlf I
Wlaa-Oli, I iloti'l kli.nr lla'a Uauab
ly Imrilruitl with a lot of friend alia
tiili'l Kite II rnlladrlpula I'rrta.
L
WE ARE
LOOKING
r'nf up liiililr H.n to
tarry our wait lira. Wc
rjn aiipply i air lira fur
ail)0lia. Illilll t ll V )OUII(
..I in tl.p ftit.il ol. I inrn,
I'ucl. walrli I. iiiaiaii!rr.
lo Kite
Perfect Satisfaction
H. J. WINTERS
DEALER IN WATCHES
GRAND
f4t
of Jul
CELEBRATIOK
-AT
Th. Way Far Two.
Thuuiti Intr. Ik.y aay "alll find It.,
way
Tf.rr.'. on ll.lnr may d.lay II
Tk. lotrr a mind la latrd to nu.l
Tl,. l,rwuh4l ti pay It
-HI. ImuI. ItrpuUlr.
Outlawry,
"All oullair ball phyir," all frral
ad III a piiKlnl it a "Why, I didn't
aupMr llirj'.l rl an nulla w ,la;
Wlut did ha dor
"llliu? Hlole a ba."- Nw Oilvana
'lluiri liciuocrat.
Not aa a Mora..
A. th. auij bunipad r.ckl.ttly by
11 y fll.nj aald, "(if coura tt.d d.r.y
II ll rlln lla oali,
llul lha .u.dlnc d.nal'.a
Tt.at tiaachauir.ur la f.allli Ida ry. -J
-llllaburr I'oel.
jf. '
"faVUnpardMiabtal "
"Tbey'ara not auiart iwopw, are
Ibfyi"
"Ob, ilvar, no." auawvrrd Mlaa Krb
ndloiL "He Heart lait year's clolbaa,
and aim uu-s hit waaou'a aUng."
Waiblnxtou Hlar,
Charlt Oarwln,
Cbarlr harnln a-j waak tu
traltli that but for Ilia wlfa and rbll
ttreti who aatr.l him from Iniubba and
Cato him lha lalauia of a waraful
loKua h would probably nairr barr
. uiaila bit grrat illx-uirrlr
Th Catarplllar, 1
A ral.ri'lllar will il.-tour (Xfia) tlinrk
lla own nrlk'lil In fmi. In Ilia roiiraa of
' a mouth.
Klamath
Agencj
FAMaY ORDERS
A SPECIALTY.
BREAD. CAKES.
PIES AND CANDIES
CITY BAKERY
ICE CREAM PARORS
MRS. R. M, SARTER. Proprietor
PHONE 315 OPPOSITE AMERICAN HOTEL
What' It a Nam T.
lla'a llzht at my aunim.r Lircio.
Two hundred .ouila nh.'ll wali.li
Hll alt.n name la llncule.:
iUr (Ivtii nam la Kay.
-riilU.lelpl.l pf
Tha Who Woman'a Way.
')ofn your liuibjinl cierncoli) whi-n
you unnt n uciv ImtV
"No: If iifirr tnona iinytblnif about
It until afiir I nit It "-(.ondon Opln-Ion.
Firit Eti.ntl.l.
Nnu-Wbat l the II mt tbluir
I haru tu learn In playlnc coif?
I'uu-TbH ncrint.-Cblcajro 'frlbuuo.
you
HOUSTON HOTEL
DINING ROOM
OPPOSITE OPERA HOUSE
MERCHANTS' LUNCH. 11:30 to 2
DINNER, 6 to 8:30
Are prepared to serve banquets and dinner parties
MEALS AT ALL HOURS
Th Rural Obnrvar,
Though maniac la u loltny
An' lottcrlca la wliket,
Thar no olu maid Kund but ah.
Would Ilk to ait a lltkat.
-Unr N.wi-Tlm.
Mora Cartain.
Alt thliia. com. round lo ihoa who wall.
I llul It'a a aurcr way
To K.t up at.am and pull your fr.laht
And inttt iou.1 thing halfway.
-ilck-M.-Up.
Rtvang I IwHt,
Naii-You aalil OllU-rt aald Ii. could
neier Ion- any ulbtr (.'III but you!
Ilan-Tbat' what I uid,
"Well, be iroioif. lo mo laat nlibt."
"Hut you don't tall joumelf a girl, I
bopf."-YoiikfM HlalHiiiian.
Empkytr'i Kick,
Our tinkloyrca nil alru(l .1
I Kr hUhir iy Ij nik u,
Th.y claim Ih.y m.ly waul a ahow,
Hut what llt.y wjiif, t,ru,
llo.utoii I'uat,
Evldintly a Tilld In th Family.
"Do jou ibluk IiihiIii h'la'a career
baa lieen a aucceta"
"Not If ion Judge II iuiiu l.v Ida a....
In lav."-Wiililnv'ton Kr,
Odd, but Tru.
"r' a c.) whoro .Oram.
ry tloi.ly ai. yuurj
Whn a man dry, It ..
It mo.t apt to i.t ",oakd "
-tajhollo Standard and Tlm.a.
Th Vl.nna Darby,
'lb rurlnif mmoii at Vienna end
wild Um- lletby wrvk, fnmi 111 IuM.IIh
of the laat tti-,-1: In May to Ilia nild.lla
of the first trtek III Julia. II riililprl-wi
tftru rate itii) In llw I'rru.l.'nail. Iln
k'rrat tlont-r ii.rao, n lion abow nn.l
tbv fiiulnica rointwlllUiu.
3t raanionaMat':- ,
I'lWl.'l btarJH0HTtJlnit to
incrnMil hr'JPPn .4ii.lln ...
.un Ii moMfim.
I'atrle-i-.; he' colnic In make br,
a Permanent rrteitiT.-lonk.-ra rftnlri
man. j
Entlrdy Sup.rflueui.
Mri, .SVwt.l 'I'm ithIiik In aprrad
oine la.lauti mi a pl.te of (hi angol
nko nn.l put Ii In tin. parb.r, wbrru
tho lllll'.' will kVl Ml 11,
.Vi.il iiui why ttHit your pilaon,
iii dear) Ihntvr Nuui-Tliuva,
f.'i-i
Horse Kada
Baseball, War
Grand Ball
Joint culohmtiun by Wl
mill Indians
Tltf mm nU'.tmrr, Maanni
.. ........... .,....hi. In uul '
1.4 t.UII. J PMi-iV.iV,. v - f
RS? fiwin tho uroundi
A ilrlli(hllill ilia on Hit l'KU
KiiiB iauipnit gruiiiiJi Uit
rani;,'l lor (he mn'tiikatt l A ;
.Voaler'. new yacht !artnVi
lwlaiinclir.loiilhaitli, rtltil
laronl lallli e cull iTerUfltU
alii rouiily tu.l III iprtidM P
Cr
Watson S Van Sickle
PRACTICAL
BUILDERS AND CONTRACT01
100 Designs by Fred Hodgson, Chic
Leading Architect, to Choose 7tom
We n!) furnish plana and -peciflcationH by Hodgson tl-Sj
regular price. Your patronnifo conliniiy wirciw"
DWELLINGS A SPECIALTY
CALL WATSON, LAKlMPj!
Elwood Steel Fences
GUARANTEED
We are in recent receipt of n carload of
the Famous Elwood Steel Fencing and
Poultry, Netting in ail widths. We stand
ready to guarantee every rod of Elwood
Fence we send out
Geo. R. Hurn
B t',1
HOTEL FOR
REW
aaaaaStaaa'
v: -
mmmwmm 1 1 IB -
THE RICHELIEU, THE nESTHO-:
TEL IN MERRILL, COMPLKTKLY
FURNISHED. WILL LEASE TO
..,. DESIRABLE PARTY vij
W vfl
m ;fF
.V
V
,
t- 5
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MRS. T. A. BALIS. Merrill