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j. cage rotTRTBim PAGE SUTEER. DATLT CAPITAL JOTTENAL, SALEM, OREGON, 8ATUSDAT, JTJNB 21, 1913. THESE TV0 YOUNG WOMEN Tell How They Suffered and . How Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Restored Their Health and Stopped all Pains. Zanesvilla, Ohio. "I would have cramping spells, distressed feeling in r 6 YATnY 18 a norse tllut can 1 hoM 1(8 bead np "ke A next Wednesday?" H "Don't know." ' "Why, because Its 'neck's weak." "Oh, I heard that Joke about a week back! Good night!" K X The Wrong House. Two hnrd citizens were standing In a secluded spot talking conlldentlally. One of them suddenly sneaked way, while the other stood on guard. Boon the llrst one was seen to emerge from n wluilow mid Join his pal. "Did youse git anyt'!i!i''.'" whispered tho one in wait ing. "Nnw; do guy whut lives In doro growled the other . "Dnt's hard luck," said his pal. "Did youse las.- nny-flngr K it Same Here. "Prosperity has ruined many a man," remarked the morallzer. "Well," rejoined the demoralizer, "If I was going to be ruined at all I'd prefer prosperity to do It."' t H Their Real Reason. Leading Tragic Man Did you see 'bow I paralyzed the audience In the death scene? They wore crying all orer the housel Stage Manager Yes; they knew you weren't really dead. spOINTS With very few exceptions, the ex pauses of a wedding are met by the parents of the btido or by the bride herself If she be an orphan. The parents pay for the bride's trous seau. They also meet the expenses of engraving tho Invitations, announce ments and cards, with tho mailing of them. The cost of music at a church during the wedding, tho decorations nt both church and home, the awning at the door and the servant at the church door ure met by the parents. They pay for the carriages that take the brides maids and larldo to the church and for ny reception or breakfast afterward If you have not a great amount of money It Is foolish to make an expen slve display In the form of a Inrgt formal wedding. Indeed, tho tendency Is apparent among many sensible peo ple to make the ceremony simple and unpretentious. Unpaid hills and use less expenses are not a good beginning for a married couple. A wedding that entails nun-Ill and hard work on the part of the parents should never be. It is now no longer Incumbent on the parents of the brldo to provide her with her household Uncus. This Is an old custom and Is observed s mu. Ii as it Is Ignored. Marking on the contents of tho linen chest, If this be provided, Is In (lie form of Initial or monogram of the unmarried nnmo of the bride. to TlHE a HILDRENS What happened to the Inquisitive K It Burning Without Fire. To cut a thread Inside a bottle with out touching It In any way Is very easy, although It does not sound so. Tie a shoe button to a thread, tie the thread to a bent pin and Insert the pin In a cork. Now choose a large bot tle of thin, clear glass and push the cork Into lis mouth, allowing the thread to linng down Inside. Now place tho feotUe lu a strong beam of sunshine and eonoeiitnito the rays upon the thread by n magnifying glass. The inullost of glasses will suthVe to bum the thread. It Is bet lor to use black thiwi. as this burns more readllv. Tell JESTS OF THE JOCUND , la a lawyer," Circumstances Alter Cases. "I am going to learn to swim this summer," uunouueed Marluu. "I thought George taught you last suinm'cr," said her dearest friend. "But I am no longer engaged to George." X The Reason. Owner of the Car Why did you leave your last place? Chauffeur The guy I worked for went crazy started shingling bis bouse when his car needed new tires. C0URTE8Y TO CHILDREN. Groat injury Is done not -only to the present happiness of chil dren, but to their future charac ter and conduct, by lack of po liteness In our Intercourse with them. Their possessions are their own. How often do we forget that They are ridiculous trifles, they are worthless and lu our way, yet we liuva no right to throw them out and burn them without warning or consultation. A sister's or nu aunt's gentle persuasion will do much to gain pleasant consent to yielding up the treasures which encumber too much space or are laid down In Improper places. A box or basket provided to hold these priceless Btlcks and stones and once or twice u liltle pleasant aid In -gathering them and tho col lector will be gained over to what he sees will surely preserve his properly and at the same (line the little fellow will have learned respect for oilier people's prop erty and the proper way to ask leave to (ouch and handle. While mothers are busy with their often overwhelming duties It often happens that to an elder sister much care of tho children who are nble to amuse them selves Is given, and here she will have n delightful chanco to help them to aciiulro the attractive manner which is such a help In future life and glvo them prac tical demonstration of the com fort and Joy of a home governed by courtesy to old and young alike. C ORNER as Riddles. When Is a schoolmaster like a num with one eye? When he has a vacancy for a pupil. What kind of a robbery may be said to bo not danger oust A safe robbery. What Is tho different be tween lot) and 1,000? 0 (naught). Why la n horse a curious feeder? Recause he out best when he has not a bit In his mouth. Why Is a banker's clerk necessarily , well Informed? Hem use he Is continually tak ing notes. rat K M SUtuo In a Tree. While cutting up a century old fir tree on the Mtmplon, France, foresters found lu the In-art of the trunk a I ronie statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary. It was almost a foot tall nnd perfectly preserved. It Is uposed that the statuette was placed In a niche carved In the tree and that tha wood gradually grew around It. The Old Wolf Wind. Tho old Wolf Wind la let looaa In the ekf, Howling end tlereo and bold. Hit fiiKhtone the little cloud ahmp on high Into Iho Hunact Fold. -HI. Nicholas. l Them You Saw Their Ad in iSffv An exceedingly dainty boudoir set, consisting of three articles namely, cap, slippers and garters Is developed In dotted net and embellished with lace ribbon and a delicate ribbon vine of tiny pink rosebuds and leaves. The cap is constructed entirely of the dotted net, lined with white chif fon and gathered on a plain, straight band of pule blue satin ribbon about an Inch and a half wide, covered with heavy lace Insertion and outlined with the rosebud vine. This bnud extends halfway around the cap and is met by a frill of the net edged with lace, which flnls'i'-rt the back of the cap and produces the L'ulcu ellect. Lamb's wool soles form the founda tion for the slippers. The upper parts are made of blue satin, covered with the net and finished with n risotto of blue satin ribbon, in the heart of which nestles n group of pink rose buds. The Kirreri r-ro pb!n. round anil nnr row, made "f blue aatiu, covered with net and ornamented with the rosebud vine. The child's wardrobe Is Incomplete this season without a colorful frock. An Old Favorite As by the Shore AH bj I fl by the shore, at break of day A vanquished chief expiring lay I'ljon the sands with broken sword lie truceil hi. farewell to the free, And there the lust tinllnltlied word He wrote wns "Liberty!" At nlKht a sea bird shrieked the knell Of him who thus for freedom fell. Tho words lie wrote ere evening came Were covered by tile Hounding sea. flo pntm sw-fiy the cnuse ami nuine Of him who dies for liberty! Thomas Moore. TheJIome Beautiful p" JUS ( , an ? -r war n! 5 ' 'i ii i "''f&V, U" m 1 t t 4 A" f l . ; A ter 'T , s -i i RUGGKSTION for furnishing n drawing room which has a rather gloomy outlook Is Illustrated here. This apartment had soft green walls, with white moldings and n whlto mantel decorated with floral wreath and bow designs. A plain white wainscoting runs around the room to the height of about three feet. The light finish of the walls Is charmingly dupli cated In the upholstering of the furniture and the handsome rug on the floor. HOUSEHOLD NUGGETS. When pressing tucks lu erepe de chine use a piece of tissue paper be tween tho Iron and the right side. The tucks can be seen and at the same time protected. K When uext cooking bacou try put ting It In a sieve nnd pouring boiling water over It. Then cover for a few moments with cold wnter, drying the bacen on a cloth before putting it Into the sizzling frying pan. A useful little article is an ovejj sign, made of a piece of cardboard, on which Is written, "Inquire Within." Attach n string to this cardboard. If you put uuythlng In the oven hang the sign on the door handle. It will pre vent ninny burned dishes. t It Is possible to have smooth hands veu If one Is housekeeper and dish washer. Dissolve a spoonful of trnga ct,nth. which can be obtained from any druggist for a very small sum. In three times as ranch waler. Let It stand In a covered cup for twelve hours. Fill 'IP cup with water n t nnlv. DON'T TURN UP YOUR NOSE AT SARDINES. I ' Why is It that the sardine is spoken of lightly as a food to be eaten only when more deslrnble fare falls? Uecently a para- J gritph lu an English scientific magazine siioke of tho food J value of the sardine, of the fact that sardines seldom suffered J deterioration from the tinning process and that the only adul- . terutlon possible In these sar- dines is the substitution of other a fish, often minnows, and other oil for the sardines and oil gen- c erally used to preserve them. These ndulterants are harmless In fact, nourishing and so aro not to be dreaded. The higher price paid for the better quality J of Bnrdlnes usually Insures the genuine sardine. Sardines have other good points. Tbey are cheap. Nobody can gainsay that. J They are not distressingly rich, and those who like them seldom J grow tired of them. They can be "prepured In many different J ways without much trouble. Lastly, doesn't the popular com- 2 ment 'Tacked like sardines" suggest that these fish must be , ulways given In good measure? For baked sardines roll drain- 2 ed sardines In fine cracker crumbs, and sprinkle them with lemon Juke. Then bake them In the oven until they are thor- oughly heated, about fifteen minutes. While they are In the oven mnke a good tomato sauce, flavored with onion Jnlco, and slices of thin, whole wheat bread tonst Tut the fish on the toast J and pour the hot sauce over them. Serve nt once. 1 J Snrdlnes can be made Into a delicious salad. To do this hone J nnd skin the sardines and mix them with an equal amount of J crcnm cheese. Halve sweet pep- J per shells and remove pith and J seeds. Wash and dry them and J put them on lettuce leaves. Into J each shell put some of the sar- J dine and cheese mixture, and J moisten It lightly with French J dressing. Si " i i f . .-trim.- i AT A GLANCE. In the number of building associa tions Pennsylvania leads all the other states, with Ohio second. 1 1 Tho government printing office at Washington employs between 3,ol)0nnd 4,000 people, many of whom are wo men. 1 1 The gross earnings of the railroads In the 1' lilted States lu WVi were well over $.1,000,000.(100, The net prollta to talled close to JO-JO.000.000. 1 1 The city of Dresden, Germany, has a prosperous newspaer (the Dresden Anzelger) obtained without cost, which was willed to It by n Dr. .Ii s Guents. Its profits nre used solely for beauti fying the city and for charitable pur poses 1 K The largest bell In the world Is the great liell nt Moscow, which la eighty six feet lu circumference at the bot tom, twenty-one. foot high and twenty three Inches thick nt the top. Its weight Is said to lie 217 tuns. It has never ix-en hung. f-wKr-' Hi. U Hi ARLIN E. from the used to Vncle Joe the forceful frankness of his personality. His name is one that stands well In American history. His great-grandfather came to the United States with Lafayette and fought in Washington's army. It Is thus readily guessed that the senator is of French extraction, as Indeed his name, which originally meant "queen's apple," would Indicate. At Poinerene, as he Is affectionately termed In his native state, has fewer "habits" than most. He does not smoke, is practically a total abstainer and has never no, never been heard to swear even under the most trying circumstances. "By the eternal!" U Atleo's limit when aroused or vexed. Ill The third assistant secretary of state, the post, which Dudley Field Malone, Senator O'Gorman's son-ln-lnw, has filled for some weeks now, Is not the sinecure that one might think. Latterly It has come to be regarded as a sort of ambassadorship to society, a Job for a capable young man who was competent to manage tho government's soclnl affairs, entertaining and accompany ing foreign notables on their visits to Washington and on trips about the country. But there are lota of other things which Malone finds to do also. Ill Major Thomas L. Rhoads, who succeeded Major Archi bald Butt as chief personal aid to President Taft and who has been continued In office by President Wilson, Is re garded as one of the ablest surgeons in the army. During Mr. Taft's sojourn In the Philippines as governor general before be was president Dr. Rhoads performed an opera- PA 0 American Press Association. D. P. MALONE. tlon ou him which, it Is said, saved bis life. Ill M. George Bakhmetieff, the Russian ambassador, la a brother-ln-lnw of John R. McLean. The publisher and the diplomat, the latter then third attache of the Russian legation, both wedded daughters of the late General Edwurd Fitzgerald Beale. Ill When Senator Willnrd Saulsbury, the first Democrat to be sent to the upper house by the tate of Delawiire In twenty-four years, was elected he donned a toga which In times past was regarded by old Delawareans as one of the perquisites of the Saulsbury family. Willnrd Saulsbury, his futher, was United States senator from that state from 18T0 to 1871, being succeeded by Ell Saulsbury, an uncle of tho present senator, who held his seat In that august body from 1871 to 1889. Besides being un adept and resourceful statesman, the present sen ator Is a golf expert of parts. v 1 1 1 Robert L. Owen, the part Indlun senator from Okla homa, by right of blood Is chieftain of the seven vanished Cherokee clans. Ills Indian name Is Oconostotn. Ill John H. Marble, formerly chief confidential clerk of the Interstate commerce commission, who succeeded Frank lin K. Lane on the board when he was made secretary of the Interior, Is accounted chiefly responsible for putting an end to the payment of rebates by railroads. Beginning with I'M', when he was made head of the division of inquiry, down to the time of his appointment ns a member of the commission, his activities resulted lu 187 Indictments against the railroads being returned, MS convictions obtained and a total of $71)(!,933 In lines collected. Today's Short Story .5, His Father's Sin FROM an old manuscript: I was born and reared on the coast of Norway. Until I was twenty years old I bad never been in a town, and then only In a small vil lage. My associates were untutored people, and I received but the ele ments of education. Nevertheless they seemed to look upou me as superior to themselves. Whether thnt was be cause I bore the marks of having been born of superior stock or that my name was English I did not know. My fa ther died when I was ten years old, and I remembered him as always with a sad look ou his face, which was re flected In my mother's. When I was twenty my mother died, and I resolved to leave the desolate place where I had been born and seek a more active field.. My mother had told me before her death that a sum of money had been put In a bank for me at the nearest town, and, going there, I claimed It and took passage for England. On my arrival In 1mdon I went about looking for work. Going into the office of a merchant for the pur pose, he asked me my name. When I told him be looked up at me in sur prise. "Where were you born?" he asked. I told him all I knew about myself, lie regarded mo with compassion and gave me employment. At intervals when Introduced to a person I wns regarded with a certain Interest or curiosity I could not tell which. One day I asked my employer for an explanation of the mystery that hung over ne. After thinking some time bo The Journal Gossip From Washington tin OLMSTED, Republican congressman Eighteenth Pennsylvania district, who wield the gavel In the house when Cuuuou was temporarily absent. Is very quiet these days. He Is Interested Just now In the tenement improvement movement In Washington and has accompanied many of the "slumming" parties re cently organized by society matrons of the capital. Ill Although not particularly prominent politically, prior to his election as lieutenant governor of Ohio, which he gracefully resigned to put on the senatorial toga, Atlee Pomereue Is rapidly coming to the front by reason of jC iktat wil 1913, by Ameri can PresB Asso ciation. WII.I.AIID 8AUI.8- m:RT. told me that It would bo better for me not to know It. lie advised me to change my name. Finally I decided to try another coun try, thinking that whatever it was hung over uie would not be known there. America seemed the most in viting ground, and I w.ent to New York, reaching there shortly before the breaking out of the second war with England. Registering at a hotel, the clerk looked up from my name to me In astonishment. 1 found In America that more people showed thut dreaded Interest In my name than In England, nnd a different Interest. I burned with a desire to know what It all meant; but, remem bering the advice of my London em ployer, I refrulned from asking, nnd no one offered to enlighten me. To oc cupy my mind 1 went to a library to read. There I stumbled on the secret. The wisdom of the advice given me by my former employer was now ap parent Under an assumed name I enlisted In the American army to fight against England. As I had entered the army a private I came out a pri vate. Under my assumed name I went Into business and prospered. Then I fell In lore. I had vowed that I would never bring a child into the world to suffer the blight under which I suffered, and 1 strove to crush the natural longing that had taken pos session of me. Meanwhile it was evi dent that I had won the henrt of the giri I loved. It was essential that I should explain my conduct toward her. I told her my secret She loved me all the more, from pity, that suffered from another's fault, and we were wed. This is my secret: In the Revolution ary war an officer of great merit and prominence on the patriot side turhed traitor, nttemptcd to deliver to the Rrilish an important strategic position and fled to the enemy. Living in Eng land, where he was despised, he brought up a family. My father, one of his descendants, shrinking from the stain, went where he would bo unknown. i tne lower pan 01 my ,--,. 1 back, headaches and felt weak and waa very irregular. Af ter taking five bot tles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound with Liver Pills for con stipation, I felt well and strongnd have no more female troubles. I hope -Mi every suffering woman will give your medicine a trial. I give you permission to publish what your remedies have done for me, "-Mrs. KoY SIMMS, R. No. 6, Box 34, Zanesville, Ohip. What Ten Dollars Did. Danville, Va." I have only spent ten dollars on your medicine and I feel so much better than I did when the doctor was treating me. I don't suffer any bearing down pains at all now and I sleep well. I cannot say enough for Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound and Liver Pills as they have done bo much for me. I am enjoy ing good health now and owe it all to your remedies. I take pleasure in tell ing my friends and neighbors about them."-Mrs. Mattie Haley, 601 Col quhone Street, Danville, Va. Most Children Rave Worms. Many mothers think their children are suffering from indigestion, head ache, nervousness, weakness, costive- ness, when they are victims of that most common of all children's ail ments worms. Peevish, ill-tempered, fretful children, who toss and grind thair teeth, with had breath and colicky pains, have all the symptoms of having worms and should be given Kickapoo Worm Killer, a pleasant candy lozenge, which expels worms, regulatos the bow els, tones up the Bystem, and makes hildren well and happy. Kickapoo Worm Killor is guaranteed. All drug gists or by mail. Price 25c. Kickapoo Indian Medicine Co., Philadelphia and St. Louis, J. C. Perry. If a man is smart enough to fool a woman it is because she wants to be fooled. Ulcers and Skin Troubles. If you aro suffering with any old, running of fever sores, ulcers, boils, ec zema or other skin troubles, get a box of Bucklen'B Arnica Salve and you will get relief promptly. Mrs. Bruce Jones, of Birmingham, Ala., suffdred from an ugly ulcer for nine months and Buck len's Arnica Salve cured her in two weeks. Will help you. Only 2oc. Rec ommended by J. C. Terry. Young women, big feot in white boots can be seen a block away. It is truo that women more frequent ly suffer from kidney trouble than men. It 1b also true they suffer more intense ly, owing to their more sensitive organ ism. Kathorine L. Norton, Now Bed ford, Mass., says: "I had a terrible pain across my back, with a burning and Braiding feeling. I took Foloy'Kid ney Pills as advised, with results cer tain and sure. The pain and burning feeling loft me, I felt toned up and in vigorated, l am glad to recommend Foley Kidney Pills." They are tonic in action, quick in results. Dr. Stone 'a Drug Store. Perhaps there is nothing in a name. but it helps on a bank chock. CHICHESTER S PILLS -TV ,t'.'".'amm nnNifc W,.C, "Ilia In K.J anil Uola mrulllAV 2k ZTttrl t"?' "'" "Hi" i Roa. x ) Y o alkw. II ur r jrnor V DiAlIoNn niiANii i'ii.i.s, V. a y mm known u Bttt.SnfM. Allyi RdlaMa SOLD BV DP'JGGISTS EVERYWhTRf GOLD DUST FLOUR I Made by tha SYDNEY POWEE COMPANY, Sydney, Oregon Made for family Cm Ask your grocer for it.. Bran J and shorts always on hand, t P. B. WALLACE, Agent Great Chinese Doctor L. M. Hum' Ptepares medicines which' will cms all known diseases. He makes a specialty of asthma, lung, throat, stomach, llvsr kidney, rhomnatlBm, debility and hornli troubles, smallpox epidemic, lost man hood female weakness, paralysis, bolll and bruises of all kinds.. Care of Tick So Tong, Chlness Med ical Co, South High Street, Salem. Or. Office hours from 10 to 12 a. m. and 1 to 7 p. m, including Sundays. i Jill; It M-t oimmtinitiitttHww